YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED! Dateline: Nashville 3-23-05 Certain DemocRAT politicians are getting queasy and feeling an inexplicable knot in their stomachs. Maybe it is karma. They don't know what is about to hit them. Uncleshag has just informed me that he has confirmation from Nashville that the first shipment of 1000 CDs of YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1 has been sent to him. Mainstream media, the VRWC will be singing about your demise. Katie, everyone will know that doctors found your brain during your colonoscopy. Cronkite, how are those Depends? Michael Moore, did you explode yet? Biden, those hairplugs are...