I haven't met every person on the planet. But I have met Zell Miller. So when I sat down and began to read Miller's new book, the very first paragraph made me laugh so hard that I practically spit my morning coffee. "The liberal Washington crowd," Miller writes, are "gold medalists in the Sneering Olympics." I'm sorry: When it comes to sneering, no human being on Earth can compete with Zell. This man does for the sneer what Julia Roberts does for the smile, what Benny Hill did for the leer. Read what Miller says in his book about today's...