John McCain reportedly has already laid plans to heal the nation’s political wounds, and to offer new hope to countless journalists and other liberals whose faith will have been shattered by the defeat of Barack Obama at the polls on November 4. According to an unnamed campaign insider, Sen. McCain’s “compassion for the multitudes who will suddenly be like sheep without a shepherd” has resulted in detailed plans for… - a nationwide chain of in-patient Obama recovery centers, - community-based 12-step groups, - and fast-track FDA approval for a post-Obama patch (a wearable mix of sugar, Koolaid and a mild...