It is on days like this one that we sympathize with anyone awakening from a three-year coma and suddenly reading today's headlines. "Arnold Schwarzenegger re-elected governor." Whaaaaaat? Yes, its true, this Hollywood icon has again won the governor's race. This news doesn't shock anyone who has been awake in recent months, but to the uninitiated, it may sound like an April Fools' Day prank. We sympathize with them now, as they sit in their hospital beds, incredulous at the headlines, wondering: How did this happen? How did Schwarzenegger become governor? Many Wednesday-morning quarterbacks will point to Schwarzenegger's superior star power,...