Ever since the ’90s, the tradition has been to gather around the TV and get bored of watching the Detroit Lions getting stomped. Someone immediately says, “Let’s watch the Turkey Day Marathon of Mystery Science Theater 3000!” And immediately the channel was changed and things got better as we waited for the food to be served. As soon as you ate your fill, you’d grab a slice of pie and head back to the TV. It was the perfect way to avoid conversing with the relative who swore the world would be better if it wasn’t for the…. Now this...