Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government. DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings at your birthday party. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You...