SCIENTISTS WARN OF GLOBAL COINCIDENCE Rising Temps, Oceans, and Greenhouse Gas Proof of Weird, Unrelated Happenings Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Sea levels swelled, but they doubted. Temperatures soared, but still they questioned. Glaciers disappeared, yet even so, they refused to believe. But now, the sudden disintegration of a massive Antarctic ice shelf may convince even the most hardened skeptics that industry scientists have been right all along. The Earth truly is threatened by Global Coincidence. "I'm sure this disappoints the apologists, but there can be no doubt now that there is one very obvious reason why all these things are...