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Iran has been at war with the US for 45 years and killed thousands.

“Emergency. Everyone to get from street.”

The deep targets require our Bunker Busters. That would put the mullahs out of business.

I was relieved to see there was no blaspheme against Catholics for once. The Dodgers front office is full of offended atheists.

It sounds like he did the old Dice-Clay routine.

Provided the soul is free from mortal sin, you are saved pending sanctification in Purgatory. Catholics are sanctified before death through the sacraments, but most will require further purification as well.

He will confront one angry Creator of the Universe.

No Big Macs for Big Mike.

The Choom Gang has seen better days.

IPCC hasn’t updated their climate models in over 30 years and don’t reflect new findings in solar research. In fact, climate models still calculate the sun as an isotropic heat source.

All the Russian farm laborers were incinerated by Ukrainian drones. Damn, they weren’t taught to keep the tank hatches closed.

GWU’s Athletic Dept. in the 70’s was called “Dept. of Human Kinetics and Leisure Studies”. No wonder we didn’t have a football team.

The KCNA spokesman sounds like he writes cat wheel assembly instructions.

Hope he’s not a friend or disciple of Chicago’s Michael Pfleger.

We celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Phoenix with multiple bar shootings at Mexican restaurants. It’s a local thing.

Time to rethink helping Austrailia build a submarine fleet that may one day be used against us.

You need to print the Parmesan cheese.

I didn’t get my MSEE because I would have had to choose a specialty and I’m glad I didn’t because it reduces your marketability. Your son has a pretty impressive BS and sounds like he can phase in no problem.

A BSEE is a home run in any economy. Never unemployed for 40 years.

I’m a vet of 49 Dead and, nah, didn’t help. Stick to shrooms and beer since you don’t have three days to spare for a trip anymore.