11/05/2001 10:12:48 PM PST
· 92 of 106 Slic
to Texas Gal
What if he's one of those guys thinking if he dies for the cause he's got a fast ticket to his harem of virgins.
You're right, I didn't factor in the virgins... clearly this guy was driving around throwing handfulls of anthrax out the window. Sure the skeptics and nays-sayers will say something like "the van had an oil leak - when oil contacts a hot surface like a header or exhuast manifold it makes whispy clouds of white smoke - wind can blow this same smoke from underneath the van so that it appears to be coming from the window" -- but this is the kind of cool, clear, deductive reasoning that will get us all killed. The only thing that we can do as citizens during a crisis is panic - and now is the time to panic. The only rational thing to do in this situation is pull the terrorist from the van, knock him unconcious with a tire-iron, and call the FBI. In fact, terrorists might not just be using oil-leaking vans, so the only prudent thing to do is drag all "olive-skinned" people from their vehicles. Remember - Now is the time to panic!
11/05/2001 5:50:47 PM PST
· 25 of 40 Slic
to RadicalRik
"They're scary and they're spoooky...." They're way too bright to loooky..." They'll make you glow they're noookie..." They're our Noook-lee-er fam-il-leeeee!"
Yeah, I remember back during the Korean War when that song was a hit. Of course, that was before the P.C. crowd made 'em take out the line "They could kill a lot of gookies...".
11/05/2001 2:49:26 PM PST
· 30 of 47 Slic
to Rebelbase
Other Indian sources are reporting a build up of Pak forces on the Indian border -- if the Paki's think there is going to be trouble I'm sure the nukes will stay.
11/03/2001 2:08:28 PM PST
· 37 of 74 Slic
to shuckmaster
Many Southerners would admit this in dubbing it the War for Southern Independence I reckon the little lady is talkin' 'bout the War of Northern Aggression.