Dueling Taliban Spokemen - Caption the Gomers!

Yahoo! News (Reuters) ^

[RippleFire]

Hey, no more press conferences for you! We're telling everyone the people of  Afghanistan are starving. You look like you ate 5 American Aid packages for breakfast! Taliban ambassador to Pakistan Mullah Abdul Salam Zaeef prompts a journalist during a press  conference in Islamabad November 5, 2001. An Afghan spokesman in Kabul said the war will  be long and American forces will face defeat once they move the conflict from the air to the  ground. (Jason Reed/Reuters)

Urrrpp! Hey shaddup if know what's good for you.  You're just mad because I scarfed all the peanut butter!  Send out for some cheesecake and stop bothering me! Afghan ruling Taliban education minister, Amir Khan Muttaqi, listens to a reporter's question with a weapon on his desk at a press conference in Kabul November 5, 2001. Muttaqi vowed that the Taliban will resist against the US led military campaign and warned again against the use of ground forces in Afghanistan. (Sayed Salahuddin/Reuters)

[Hank Rearden]

"NO soup for you!"

[!1776!]

Right picture...

Concerned that the influx of new supports aren't properly trained, rookie Taliban photographer "lefty" (formerly known as the rookie land mine planter omar) begins a photodocumentary on where the bullets come out.

[steve-b]

I think it's a problem with the antimatter injector....

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Dahling...You look Mahvelous!"

[Slyfox]

Correction: I did not have sex with those women, all the Mrs. Bin Laden's.

[aruanan]

Dark and hairy
Ugly and scary.

[Charles Martel]

"There! HE's the one who stole the Rootin'-Tootin' diamond!"

Signed,

- Omigosh, Emir of Schmoe

[MinuteGal]

All right, Achmed. Quit waving that finger at me! I told you twenty times you can't have my combination AK-47/Pez Dispenser no matter what Allah said.

Leni

[exmoor]

Does any one have any BEANO ?

[humblegunner]

"Only three students in the store at a time,
how many times must I tell you?
And NO backpacks!"

[Slic]

Picture on right

Taliban eductation minster tries to show Western journalists Afghans are as tough as American school children by bringing AK-47 to school.