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Clinton: I Need New Interns [x42 is unbelievably stupid]
NewsMax.com ^
| 11-05-01
| more proof that the man is absolutely clue-deprived
Posted on 11/05/2001 4:33:39 PM PST by Notwithstanding
In a help-wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.
"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.
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| Monday, Nov. 5, 2001 5:47 p.m. EST Clinton: I Need New Interns Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky. In a help-wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs. "Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins. "Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also [they] will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling." The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by The New Yorker magazine on its website Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia student who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine. "Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable." Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town. "He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that." Watch out, Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey. The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.
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To: Notwithstanding
I think Conditt is hiring too.
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:36:41 PM PST
by
Slic
To: Notwithstanding
He can't be that stupid, could he?
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:37:36 PM PST
by
KJMorgan
To: Notwithstanding
If he wants a hooker, why doesn't he work the streets? Geez...this guy is a doofus..
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:38:24 PM PST
by
habs4ever
To: Notwithstanding
On the other hand, I bet they'll get free dry cleaning!
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:38:51 PM PST
by
KJMorgan
To: KJMorgan
Yes he is that stupid and whats more, there are young women even more stupid. They will be there in droves.
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:40:19 PM PST
by
cynicom
To: cynicom
"They will be there in droves"
I fear you're right.
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:42:18 PM PST
by
KJMorgan
To: KJMorgan
The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down. Well, obviously her mouth and lips were the right size, or she wouldn't have gotten the offer. However, her morals were too high, so she just said no.
5 gets you 10 that there are still enough Kool-Aid drinkers out there to fill all his staffing needs, though.
To: KJMorgan
Whaddya mean stupid? There are millions of women who still adore the man to this day! They'd all stand in line to hold his cigar!
And half of them probably live in New York! For a sexual-predator like Der-Schlickmeister, it's a target rich envoronment!
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:45:14 PM PST
by
golas
To: Brandonmark
You have to read this one! LOL!
To: Notwithstanding
"Will be responsible for light paperwork,and keeping track of calendr dates and what-not...Also, occasional oral gratification of ex pres is essential due to wifes love of same sex.NOTE:::No stain holding dresses are permitted" (I wish i was dumb enough to get into politics)
To: golas
While I have never seen "Sex & the City", I have read enough about it that I can imagine an episode about one of the slut characters who bumps into x42 and ends up getting a personal tour of his cigar collection.
To: KJMorgan
He can't be that stupid, could he? Yes, he could. Just when you think that the Klintons have finally hit rock bottom, they prove you wrong and sink even lower. It's like the sci-fi spaceship spinning into the black hole.
Do we really have to share oxygen with these people. Sheesh!!
To: Notwithstanding
To: Notwithstanding
Paging Cadee Condit.....
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posted on
11/05/2001 4:57:10 PM PST
by
uvular
To: Notwithstanding
/valley girl voice on/
Like.......Oh my God! /valley girl voice off/
He is such total mildew.
To: Notwithstanding
....take requests, and fill requests..........HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
To: Notwithstanding
"Successful candidate must have his/her own kneepads."
To: Notwithstanding
sorry...it was take requests amd follow THROUGH on requests......en even BIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
To: habs4ever
If he wants a hooker, why doesn't he work the streets? Because he doesn't want to pay for it.
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