I'm not making fun of America's tragedy -- just taking liberal reasoning to its' logical conclusion.
God Bless (and Help) America.
1 posted on
11/05/2001 5:14:06 PM PST by
Slic
To: Slic
When box cutters are outlawed, only outlaws will have box cutters!
2 posted on
11/05/2001 5:18:44 PM PST by
Slainte
To: Slic
Oh! I get excited just
thinking about banning tools that other people need.
Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.
3 posted on
11/05/2001 5:27:59 PM PST by
EdZep
To: Slic
We also need laws against white powdery substances, too.
License the possession or use of dangerous substance, such as powdered sugar (those donuts are fattening anyway), and flour, and laundry detergent, talc powder, artificial sweeteners, etc.
4 posted on
11/05/2001 5:30:36 PM PST by
TomGuy
To: Slic
Are blade locks going to be required.
5 posted on
11/05/2001 5:36:27 PM PST by
aomagrat
To: Slic
There are two kinds of boxcutters that worry me. Those little ones that anyone can buy, and the industrial ones that have no purpose other than to kill unsuspecting flight attendants. The regular box cutters, you know, the ones that are less that five inches but more than six inches long, should be licensed, and there should be a waiting period.
Also, it should be illigal to have bre-ban box cutters.
Off topic: I was told that if you hold paper just right, you can inflict a severe cut. Should I be worried about people with paper?
To: Slic
I wonder if we could sign her up for one of those African Muslim female circumcisions . . . . especially on her MOUTH!
I can't imagine a real man would wan to get anywhere near her other lips anyway.
10 posted on
11/05/2001 6:15:55 PM PST by
Quix
To: Slic
The proposed legislation goes too far. We have to take this one step at a time. First, let's outlaw "assault box cutters" and then we can go after the rest.
To: Slic
Strange as it may seem . . . those Flying Boxcutters don't even come close to the unprecedented danger involved with certain other devices which slip past all manner of search procedures, day after day after day. That is to say, to this very day no one has even suspected that such a terrorist device was even available, much less present on each and every airline flight, world wide. Yes, Flying Boxcutters are a threat but they pale into insignificance when compared to the newest terrorist weapons . . . Boxing Flycutters !!!
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