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Hah! I beat Columbus.

My peoples came here in 1968 on a 707.

Okay, but Alice N. Chains was a chick, right?

Or, do the Capricorn gambit. Set the gravity to “Earth”. Knock people out. When they wake up, ooh we’re in space!

I’m just saying, it would save a lot on infrastructure. They should make me CFO.

That's because you're not important.

See, important people have a good sense of the size of Manhattan. Well, at least the southern half.

But I'm only Red six! I still have four more years!"

This is just CYA for the anti-Semitic story backlash. They do some mild hits on leftists to say “see, we’re fair”. The worst they could bring themselves to kid Obama was “he’s too much of a policy wonk”.

He failed the roadside sobriety test. So, whatever he was on didn't show up in the blood alcohol test.

Of course, horses came over the Bering Strait too. The natural culture of Native Americans involve sitting on horses and gazing wisely over the plains, until white men came and ruined it all. At least, that is what every art gallery in Sedona leads me to believe.

Mortadella, right? I got to live into my 40’s before I found out. Thought it was just bologna (well, it is the original bologna). Tried some on a cruise ship, and I got hooked. I get authentic Italian mortadella at a deli in Seattle. The only reason I’ve ventured there in the past few years.

Wow. That’s almost half.

Which side wins, again? The side with less than half, or the side with more than half?

This is just the Omniparty’s opiate for conservatives. “See! The GOP is on your side!”

You mean like Blog Karen?

Does the job require having sex with Willie Brown?

And the ones they tested were in .45 ACP! There were something like three made, and they are million dollar guns now.

It’s not a compliment. Admiral Halsey led the 3rd Fleet into a typhoon, lost three ships and 800 men.

FRAMCD.

We gotta come up with a better acronym.

Dragunovs are on the list. They are not sniper rifles. They are squad battle rifles, meant to increase the firepower range of a squad, kind of like the army uses the M-14 EBR. EBR = Enhanced Battle Rifle.

That is the accepted name for this class of weapon. Everyone gets twitterpated by the Dragunov’s cool “Soviet Industrial” styling, and the scope (me too), but it’s a battle rifle.

Admiral William "Typhoon" Halsey. The previous famous person with that name.

I thought it was brilliant.

Who knew a fetus was a stage in human development?

Maybe if it had a chance to turn into a blue whale or harp seal, the liberals would value it.

Making one side cry “uncle” is always the way to bring unity.

Yeah, it’s not often the winners appeal a verdict. The church wanted a broader ruling, and didn’t get it. I’m assuming they could have been overturned too, if the Supreme Court had taken the case, so be careful what you wish for.