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“B-b-b-b-but the Erf has a fever!”

And the only prescription is more cowbell!

“The Ho is gonna meet a Whoremonger. Gee, I wonder what they might discuss.”

It’s probably been a while since Bill had some brown sugar!

“I’m sure Mitch is really quite concerned here.”

That’s right! With his reported net worth of $34 million he has to be concerned!

Where did they get this 27 million dollar figure?

Taxpayers shouldn’t have to be stuck with this!!!

I think this song is more appropriate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

“Some of the children at the tent facility have reportedly had to wait some five days to shower..”

How long did they go without a shower travelling to the US?

“At least 15 people were shot at a party Sunday morning in Chicago’s Greater Grand Crossing neighborhood, leaving at least two people dead according to police.”

The Southside needs more target practice. They only have a 13.33% kill rate!

“That is fine, the correct legal term is “illegal alien”.”

How about criminal alien?

“My top pick for 2024 to kick Harris butt since Diapers Biden will be back in the basement.”

Yep but I just saw Candace Owen on Greg Kelley considering a run for Pres. Either one would be great!

“Is this a false flag operation to get him to resign before the nursing home deaths become too big to keep quiet?”

BINGO!

“while we’re cooking up our zoo animals.”

If Bernie Sanders was elected he would promise the zoo animals would be the tastiest and most nutritious animals you’ve ever had!

“I’m hearing B. Gates now owns a significant amount of CONUS land.”

I recently read he has 250K acres (might be million don’t remember) that’s why he’s pushing for the veggie meat.

Is “F Troop” going to be cancelled?

“Where Indian fights are colorful sights and nobody takes a licken’. Where Paleface and Redskins both turn chicken!

Growing up I took it that Indians called whites Paleface and whites call Indians Redskins. Why wasn’t it offensive then?

The skunkess looks happy. She musta said okay.

Pepe wasn’t a pedophile. He was a rapist! The skunkess was a cat that had white paint spilled on her back!

“Biden can have an FDR moment by holding a fireside chat, but his handlers don’t dare to allow it.”

Especially if he starts roasting marshmallows!

“And don’t many medical plans encourage people to buy their prescriptions by mail to save money?”

I have several pharmacies within 2 mile from my house. One about 4 blocks away and I get all my Rx mailed to me.

“because ‘It was justified.”

Also known as black privilege!

Dr Fauci recommended the troops needed more iron in their diet!

” He is much better than that McCarthy guy.”

You are correct! McCarthy is a deep state wease;!

Juan Williams?
Donna Brazille?
FOX news deserves t o be ignored.”

You forgot Chris Wallace!