[ProudVet97]

“Blackbird singing in the dead of night..”
Names in contention:

AfricanAmericanbird singing in the dead of night.

Birdofcolor singing in the dead of night.

[17th Miss Regt]

"Tit-willow" from Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Mikado", rewritten to comply with the new less offensive guidelines:

"On a tree by a river a little tom-tit human milk gland,

Sang willow, tit human milk gland willow, tit human milk gland willow!

And I said to him Dicky male member bird why do you sit,

singing willow, tit human milk gland willow, tit human milk gland willow?"

... and so on