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Throw some confectionery sugar in there to speed up the process.

Take the organs.
Dead pedophiles never reoffend

I was getting 12 calls a shift even though I told them I was only 61. Got so bad I just turned my phone off. Set the phone up only to ring for people on my phone list.

GMTA ii heard ice has staked out all EBT, social security offices, and welfare.
Airports to home countries are open

Mothballs

And I’m not hanging pipe for $15 an hour

He was on fire and they were just putting out the flames........ PEACEFULLY

Keep kicking them out until I don’t have to hit #1 for English

I brew my own as well.
Try this recipe
1 can mount mileck light
1 quart honey
Bottom fermenting lager yeast
Use a very light hops
You have to ferment at 55* for about a month but it’s worth it

I tell the young guys I work with,
Go find a woman that hates your guts, buy her a house, then give her half your pay for the next 20 years.
I just saved you 50K in lawyer fees

Sorry, I can’t be their retirement plan.

Why is the thump keg needed?

Welcome home sir!

We use it for star gazing.

Park it at your local food stamp office.

25K a head should get somebody’s attention.
Jail some HR personal for a few years.

Cut all government pensions and roll them into social security thereby guarantee it will never go broke.

They are treated like the old coal miners.
They get paid on Friday and there is a guarded van that cashes their checks for %©10. They live in a communal house and pay rent on Friday. They have to pay for rides to and from the job site.

We had a strike fund. Then we used our vacation fund.

Try to keep it in reverse as you don’t want to puncture your radiator.
Can we go around the block sand try for a double score?