Dear Mr. Bin Laden, I am writing this letter on behalf of all progressive thinking Americans. We want to let you know how hard we are working to defeat our common enemy George W. Bush. We want to assure you that you are not alone in your hatred of America and we sympathize with your struggle against this Arab hating country. We have also seen how our greedy corporations have insulted your culture by subjecting you and your enlightened followers to our silly materialism. We are not in agreement with the imperialist crusaders who follow the evil George Bush. We...
