Huh...funny that, eh? Lightning out of a clear blue sky, huh?
Yeah. I feel like I'm in 1984. Big Brother is watching me, and I dare speak the truth that 2 + 2 = 4. No, I must sit here and recite "2 + 2 = 5" over and over until I believe...
PMSNBC just reported it. Says they are being told by the Canadian Prime Minister's office that "a lightning strike at a Niagra power plant caused the chain reaction outage".
Now saying on PMSNBC that 20,000 people are waiting for ferries...and we've heard from Homeland Security that our swarthy enemies were checking out ferries and we were warned about attacks on ferries.
I will make no inferences from this...I will make no inferences from this...(Seargent Schulz Voice->)I SEE NUSSING! I KNOW NUSSING!
No, I dare not discuss it any more, I've been "threatened" with a "Zot" for daring to broach the subject...I never saw it...it was never posted...nothing to see here...
CBS is reporting that people are trapped in rides at the Cedar Point amusement park in Sandusky - on roller coasters and stuff. Hotter than blazes there, and they've been stuck there for a couple hours or so.
Says the situation is "series" and they need to get them out of there.