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So...the perv spent $151,000 for this little production? Makes me wonder how much Disney actually knew...

Defense has seen all the evidence by now.

Hmm...is it OK to eat Vegans? I mean, grass-fed cow is pretty good. Just sayin’...

Oh, what the heck, I’m in for a trillion. Have to send them an IOU. It’s as good as money, you know.

I’m sorry to report that Dylan Mulvaney is also too young. That would have a heck of a ticket.

Sure thing, honey. I hear the milk men used to get a lot of action too.

Well, to be fair, there’s a lot to be said in favor of extra nostrils and a third eye in the middle of your forehead.

Hot puppies! I can’t wait. They say it’s good for distemper and hoof-and-mouth too...

Yes. Nature trail there, edge of town in some fairly densely wooded terrain.

Yup. "Anyone who has a shot, neutralize them." Pity nobody around here is armed or anything...

Yipes - the guy(s) is still shooting.

Heard from kin in the area just now. It’s pretty chaotic. It does look like a deliberate ambush.

Never bring a sauce pan to a skillet fight.

I voted for this.

I was hoping that “terminated” meant something else.

One nice secondary effect of the implementation of cellphone cameras is the apparently irresistible attraction to criminals of recording the evidence that will send them away.

Clarity? What could be clearer than GTFO?