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SCIENTISTS SEEK EXPLANATION FOR PARIS HILTON Hotel Heiress’ Popularity the Subject of Oslo Conference Over two thousand of the world’s leading scientists converged on Oslo, Norway to attend a conference devoted to one of modern science’s most baffling phenomena, the continuing popularity of hotel heiress Paris Hilton. In recent years Ms. Hilton’s worldwide fame has puzzled scientists, who have been at a loss to explain the gathering celebrity of a person who by most measures does not possess a distinctive talent, ability or personality. But as the hotel heiress’ popularity has reached critical mass over the past twelve months, some...