Those al-Qaeda Bums My Favorite Things – Music and Lyrics by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein Parody and Copyright by BrotherPalm and LonePalm Osama Bin Laden and his stooge al-Zarqawi, I wish we could catch them and make them feel sorry Beat on their heads like we're beating on drums. That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda bums! They sit in their caves as they plot how to hurt us. Give 'em a sex change and dress them in Burkhas. Let them both feel what their own women feel. That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda heels! Old smelly underwear...
