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Want to see left-wing social activism gone wild? Take a look at some of the views coming from Antonia Zerbisias, columnist for the Toronto Star's Living section. Zerbisias, posted on her Twitter site she wished renown conservative Michelle Malkin were shot. "Forget the Marxists. I wish the marksmen would take @MichelleMalkin. I'm thinking Dick Cheney. He's such a great shot," Zerbisias wrote on the social-networking site Twitter. ...more, with image...

Good news for Antonia Zerbisias! She was so helpful to advise Freepers and bloggers ("The pajamahadeens are digging their own graves") that I thought I'd help her find her real parents. Did I ever!. First, here's Zerbisias. (The reporter's name, not to be confused with similar sounding infections): Now to meet the parents. First, Mom, an albino witch featured in the Princess Bride. Actually she's a he, which helps account for Antonia's political bias, as well as several birth abnormalities. And, now, dear old dad: The family resemblance is striking, isn't it? Poor Droopy normally does much better with women...