'Family Guy' Mocks Jesus After Evangelical Refuses to Have Sex with Brian the Dog
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mrc NewsBusters ^
| April 19, 2024 | Elise Ehrhard
Fox's Family Guy has been mocking Christianity since the early years of the show. Last
night's episode turned Jesus into a vulgar comedian who mocks His mother's virginity. In the episode, "Faith No More," Brian goes back in time to erase Christianity from existence after an attractive Evangelical Christian woman refuses to have sex with him. After being rejected by a veterinary nurse who is an Evangelical Christian, Brian comes home and rants to Stewie about Christianity. Brian: Christianity sucks. It's stupid, arbitrary nonsense. Stewie: You're horny and she wouldn't have sex with you. Brian: No. And I did everything...
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Jesus is Coming Soon!
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Rapture Ready ^
| 4/20/24 | Dr. David Reagan
We are living on borrowed time. Many
people believe there is nothing that can be known about the timing of the Lord’s return because Jesus said He would return like a “thief in the night” (Matthew 24:42-44). But Paul makes it clear in 1 Thessalonians 5:1-6 that Jesus’ statement does not apply to believers: “But you, brethren, are not in darkness, that the day should overtake you like a thief…” He then proceeds to explain why: “for you are all sons of light and sons of day. We are not of night nor of darkness; so then let us not...
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BIBLE art ✝️ “JESUS AND TWO FOOLS, ON THE ROAD TO EMMAUS” ✝️ Link to New Video, PASSION OF THE CHRIST Series
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LINK TO NEW VIDEOLINK TO BIBLEart CHANNEL
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[Catholic Caucus] The Sacred Page: The Scandalous Jesus: Readings for the 4th Sunday of Easter
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The Sacred Page Blog ^
| April 25, 2015 | Dr. John Bergsma
The readings for this Sunday’s Masses are truly “scandalous” in more ways than one. Our
English word “scandal” comes ultimately from the Greek skandalon, “a stumbling block.” A “scandal” is something that causes people to “stumble,” i.e. that offends or injures them in some way. As we will see, the exclusive claims made for and by Jesus in the readings for this Sunday are scandalous to the “inclusive” and “diverse” culture we live in today, which does not recognize the possibility of a religious truth binding on all humanity. 1. The first reading is Acts 4:8-12: Peter, filled with the...
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Gospel singer Dennis Quaid details his journey from drugs to Jesus: 'I lean on God'
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The Blaze ^
| April 4, 2024 | Joseph Mackinnon
Dennis Quaid has long been a familiar face in Hollywood, starring in hits and cult classics such as "Traffic," "Parent Trap," and "Innerspace." While he continues to appear on celluloid, lately he has also been mounting stages to sing God's praises. Shortly
after releasing his gospel record "Fallen" in June 2023 — which landed in the top 15 on Billboard's Top 200 Christian/Gospel chart — Quaid provided BlazeTV's "Relatable with Allie Beth Stuckey" incredible insights into his renewal of faith and road back to an intimate relationship with God. Quaid, a 69-year-old Houston native, recently expounded on some details of...
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BIBLE art ✝️ “THREE WOMEN AT JESUS' TOMB” ✝️ Link to New Video, PASSION OF THE CHRIST Series
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WILLIAM-ADOLPHE BOUGUEREAU "The Holy Women at the Tomb of Christ"
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What Does the Bible Say about the
The Nature of Jesus’ Second Coming
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Prophecy Questions Blog ^
| June 1, 2015 | Charles Meek
Most Christians think of the Second Coming of Jesus as a five-foot-five Jewish man (with long hair and ancient Jewish clothing) literally riding on a cloud down to earth—and walking around the streets of Jerusalem. But is this the correct understanding of what the Bible teaches? Interestingly,
of the two dozen passages about the Parousia in the New Testament, only one (Acts 1:9-11) does not have a specific or implied time limitation to occur during the lifetimes of those living in the first century. Many Christians have misunderstood what Jesus meant by his Parousia, because they do not know their...
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BIBLE art ✝️ “JESUS RISES FROM THE DEAD” ✝️ Link to New Video, PASSION OF THE CHRIST Series
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Jesus' Admonition in Gethsemane - Evangelical Caucus/Devotional
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Gracetoyou.org ^
| 1997 | John McArthur, Grace Community Church
“He came to the disciples and found them sleeping, and said to Peter, ‘So, you men could not keep watch with Me for one hour? Keep
watching and praying, that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak’” (Matthew 26:40-41). The need for spiritual vigilance by Christians is constant, but it can’t be achieved in the power of the flesh. Jesus must have been terribly disappointed in the Garden of Gethsemane when He found the three disciples sleeping. As He labored diligently in prayer before the Father, Peter, James, and John began their...
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As war rages, why are Israelis searching for God, and even considering Jesus?
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All Israel ^
| 3/28/24 | staff
Every year, tens of thousands of Christians visit the Garden Tomb – that is, the empty tom – in Jerusalem to reflect on the life, death, and miraculous resurrection of Jesus. But this year, with Israel engaged in brutal war against Hamas in Gaza for almost six months, more and more Israeli
Jews than ever before are wrestling with existential questions. They’re asking about life and death and life after death – and even whether Jesus of Nazareth might, in fact, be the Jewish Messiah. And that’s the focus of this week’s Easter Special Edition of THE ROSENBERG REPORT on...
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Lutheran Pastor Suggests Jesus Did Not Miraculously Feed the 5000, Offers THIS Stupid Alternative Reading
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Protestia ^
| April 5, 2024 | staff
House of Prayer Lutheran Church is a woke congregation in Richfield, MN. Led by impastor Eric Luedtke, it is a gay-affirming church that is part of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA), easily one of the most Christ-hating denominations in the world, whose theological malfeasance we’ve covered many times on this
site, including this small sampling: ELCA Releases Hilariously Woke DEI Recommendations For their Denomination Gay ELCA Pastor Tells Pro-Choice Congregants ‘Your Church Stands With You. Your Rage is Holy’ ELCA Leader in a Polyamorous/’Ethically Non-Monogamous’ Relationship Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades...
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Luther Seminary’s Preaching Conference Ft. Trans Preacher Who Called Jesus a ‘Son of a *****’
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Protestia ^
| April 3, 2024 | staff
Luther Seminary’s preaching conference is just around the corner, and it’s featuring a transgendered pastrix who famously called Jesus a ‘Son of a *****’ Every year, Luther Seminary of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) puts on the “Festival of Homiletics” featuring the who’s who of apostate wolflings, and whose goal
is to help attendees “relearn ways to care for the craft of preaching and discover new habits to support the preaching life.” Devoid of anything resembling the Holy Spirit, this event is basically a Shepherds Conference for schismatics, featuring 1500 clergy and lay people from around the country....
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The Start of Jesus' Final Challenge - Evangelical Caucus/Devotional
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Gracetoyou.org ^
| 1997 | John McArthur, Grace Community Church
“Then Jesus came with them to a place called Gethsemane” (Matthew 26:36). The
agony of Jesus’ death, beginning with His ordeal in the Garden of Gethsemane, is something finite believers will never fully comprehend. C.H. Spurgeon, in an 1880s sermon, said this to his congregation: “It will not be enough for you to hear, or read [about Christ]; you must do your own thinking and consider your Lord for yourselves. . . . Shut yourself up with Jesus, if you would know him.” However, even those who most conscientiously follow Spurgeon’s admonition to meditate on Jesus’ Person and ministry find...
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BIBLE art ✝️ “PUTTING JESUS INTO THE TOMB” ✝️ Link to New Video, PASSION OF THE CHRIST Series
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ANTONIO CISERI "The Transport of Christ to the Sepulcher"
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[Catholic Caucus] My Catholic Life! Cling to Jesus Now! - Tuesday, April 2, 2024 - Catholic Caucus/Devotional
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My Catholic Life (YouTube) ^
| April 2, 2024 | My Catholic Life
Daily Readings from the USCCBJesus said to her, “Stop holding on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and tell them, ‘I am going to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’” John 20:17Mary of Magdala was one of
the first persons to whom Jesus appeared. She was deeply devoted to Him, especially because of the great mercy He offered her when He forgave her manifest sins and expelled seven demons from her. After He had done that, Mary became a devout follower and was one of...
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BIBLE art ✝️ “REMOVING JESUS FROM THE CROSS” ✝️ Link to New Video, PASSION OF THE CHRIST Series
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PETER PAUL RUBENS "Descent from the Cross"
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‘What Jesus are you?’: Photos of SF’s annual drag queen-led Easter celebration
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San Francisco Standard ^
| March 31, 2024 | Astrid Kane
Tens of thousands of people convened on Dolores Park Sunday for the annual “Easter in the Park” celebration led by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a troupe of irreverent drag nuns founded in San Francisco on Easter Sunday 1979. Virtually
every inch of grass in the park’s northern half was occupied by blankets by mid-afternoon, as the Easter Bonnet competition gave way to the Foxy Mary pageant and the main act: the Hunky Jesus contest.
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Anticipating Jesus' Death - Evangelical Caucus/Devotional
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Gracetoyou.org ^
| 1997 | John McArthur, Grace Community Church
“‘After two days the Passover is coming, and the Son of Man is to be delivered up for crucifixion’” (Matthew 26:2). Jesus
adhered perfectly to God’s timetable for His death, which was part of the Father’s larger plan of redemption. The history of redemption most definitely centers on the cross of Jesus Christ. Hymn writer John Bowring expressed this fact well: In the cross of Christ I glory, Tow’ring o’er the wrecks of time. All the light of sacred story Gathers round its head sublime. The apostle Paul was so convinced of the central importance of Christ’s death on the...
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Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility
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The Babylon Bee ^
| Mar 30, 2024 | Christian Living
President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans Day Of Visibility"
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Behold the Risen Lamb! Song and Powerful Video and Meditation of the Resurrection of Jesus through future ages.
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Unto the Chief Musician Music! ^
| 3/31/24 | UTCMM
This song speak of the ETERNAL RESURRECTION of Jesus; after His resurrection; in the 1000 year Kingdom Age after His 2nd coming and then His ETERNAL REIGN after time; ETERNITY was ETERNALLY changed after Jesus resurrection! Happy
Resurrection Sunday☝️
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