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Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility
The Babylon Bee ^
| Mar 30, 2024
| Christian Living
Posted on 03/31/2024 1:02:54 PM PDT by TChad
President Biden issued a stern condemnation of Jesus Christ after learning that the Savior of mankind had the audacity to rise from the dead on Biden's "Trans Day Of Visibility"
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; easter
Biden's egg banning was just a start.
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posted on
03/31/2024 1:02:54 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: TChad
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posted on
03/31/2024 1:06:17 PM PDT
by
nwrep
To: TChad
His next executive order will be to stop people from rising from the dead.
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posted on
03/31/2024 1:32:14 PM PDT
by
ThePatriotsFlag
(Accepting a false premise initiates conversational defeat.)
To: nwrep
A trans in full drag, beard, sparkling toga with feather boa emerges from a tomb and proclaims himself just fabulous, darlings.
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posted on
03/31/2024 1:42:06 PM PDT
by
DPMD
(ua)
To: ThePatriotsFlag
...except on election day.
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posted on
03/31/2024 1:42:26 PM PDT
by
DPMD
(ua)
To: TChad
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posted on
03/31/2024 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page. More photos added.)
To: TChad
I hear the democrat Easter Bunny was at the white house today.
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posted on
03/31/2024 2:12:58 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: ThePatriotsFlag
Yours:
“His next executive order will be to prohibit people from rising from the dead.
Mine:
“His next executive order will be to instruct himself to rise from the dead
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posted on
03/31/2024 2:28:18 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: ThePatriotsFlag
Except on election day, and then, only to vote.
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posted on
03/31/2024 2:32:10 PM PDT
by
jmcenanly
(You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston)
To: TChad
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posted on
03/31/2024 5:01:09 PM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: TChad
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posted on
03/31/2024 6:27:31 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: Deplorable American1776
Now that was funny!! The Bee understands Biden's priorities.
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posted on
03/31/2024 6:39:59 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: TChad
That harkens back to the time Jesus and his disciples went through a corn field, and his disciples started to eat some of the corn, and Jive-talking Joe threatened to Corn Pop him.
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posted on
03/31/2024 6:41:52 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
( )
To: PROCON
It’s sperm and egg donor must be proud that they raised a MENTALLY ILL MALE!!! 🤓
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posted on
03/31/2024 6:52:11 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: TChad
Now that was funny!!
The Bee understands Biden's priorities.
True...
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posted on
03/31/2024 6:53:37 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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