Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate
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BBC News ^
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say. "Honourable
Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly. But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."
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Why I am voting Democrat(old fart vanity post)
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Okay this is probably an old fart narcissistic post. Nobody
listens to me. (not even my wife sometimes) I've been a viewer of Freerepublic for about 20 years and it is the only thing that keeps me relatively sane. So here goes- here are the reasons why I am going to vote for either Bernie or Buttieg, or Buttplug (whaterver). 1. I love Venezuela and their recycling efforts using dumpsters 2. I love the Paris climate accords and spending trillions of dollars to stop solar flares 3. I love homos and their efforts to keep the American born population down...
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AP FACT CHECK: Unraveling the mystery of whether cows fart
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AP ^
| April 28, 2019 | CALVIN WOODWARD and SETH BORENSTEIN
WASHINGTON (AP) — Let’s clear the air about cow farts. In
the climate change debate, some policymakers seem to be bovine flatulence deniers.
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Late-game fart wreaks havoc on Philadelphia 76ers bench
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Mashable ^
| April 19, 2019 | Marcus Gilmer
The Philadelphia 76ers just learned that a high-pressure situation like the NBA Playoffs can cause the body to do weird things, like dropping stink bombs on the bench. Midway
through the fourth quarter of Thursday night's game between the 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets, TNT's camera cut to the bench for a glimpse of Philadelphia star Joel Embiid, who was out with a knee injury. But instead of finding Embiid and teammates deep in thought, the camera found a group of players reeling from what was probably one hell of a bad fart.
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Ruminations of an Old Fart(vanity)
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These are some vain thoughts from a "seasoned" citizen about how American Society should be run if I was a dictator. 1.
After the 14 foot wall is built and razor-wired with electricity all border guards should be commanded to shoot on sight any attempt at illegal crossing. 2. Every school should be required to have a quota of concealed carry trained teachers in the classroom. 3. The only immigrants allowed in this country should be of Jewish or Christian origin 4. Food stamps should only be used to buy 100 lb sacks of flour, sugar, cured meat. 5. All...
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Video: Getting revenge on package thieves with a glitter bomb and fart spray
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wordpress ^
| December 17, 2018 | Dan from Squirrel Hill
Video: Getting revenge on package thieves with a glitter bomb and fart spray After someone stole a package from this guy’s porch, the owner created a booby trap for the thief. It
contains a glitter bomb, a fart spray, multiple cameras, a microphone, and a GPS tracking device.I watched and enjoyed the entire 11 minute video, but if you only want to see the multiple times the booby trap goes off on the different thieves, skip to 5:40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxh
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Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers
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New York Post ^
| 6/17/2018 | Carleton English
The bitter divorce battle between billionaire bond king Bill Gross and his ex-wife is beginning to stink — like vomit, flatulence and dead fish. The
California moneyman, who lost his beloved 13,819-square-foot Laguna Beach home to his ex-wife in the breakup, used foul-smelling sprays to leave the place a stinking mess — and placed dead fish in the air vents, a “disgusted” Sue Gross claimed in court papers last week. Mrs. Gross, who won a temporary restraining order against Bill last week, has the evidence of his foul play — empty spray bottles in the trash cans... In addition, security...
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Fart attack: Plane makes emergency landing after passenger refuses to stop breaking wind on flight
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International Business Times ^
| February 17, 2018 | Staff Reporter
A low-cost Dutch airliner flying from Dubai to Amsterdam had to be diverted and was forced to make an emergency landing in Vienna after a fight between passengers broke out in mid-air. The
reason for the altercation: one of the passengers refused to stop farting. The pilot of the Transavia Airlines flight decided to make the unscheduled stop in Austria after things got a little out of hand during the journey. The Daily Mail, quoting Dutch news outlet De Telegraaf, reported that two Dutchmen objected when a flatulent co-passenger seated next to them kept
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How a Fart Killed 10,000 People
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The Daily Beast ^
| December 4, 2016 | Candida Moss
Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The
English language has numerous words for flatulence and this is even before we devolve into the subcategories that make up the genre. Whatever you call it, farting is a taboo act, but it is also a source of fascination. It’s not for nothing that there is a popular children’s book series called Fart Squad or that the preview of the most recent installment of the Alvin and the Chipmunks dynasty led with the punchline, “Sorry, pizza toots.” Today farting is something for which we perfunctorily ask forgiveness, but in the past...
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Fart=Filtering Underwear Said To Neutralize Stink Of Passing Gas
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HuffPo ^
| Oct 2013 | Ron Dicker (seriously)
Keep cutting the cheese, America. A British line of fart-filtering underwear is doing big business, and it has the United States to thank for it.
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Feminist touts her latest form of activism: ‘I fart everywhere now’
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The Extract ^
| March 10, 2017 | Editor
New York blogger Allison Hope recently penned a crass editorial for xoJane in which she describes public flatulence as her “secret feminist weapon that works every time.” After
lamenting her perception that women “get silenced, pushed aside, ignored, paid less, denied care, called names, and a million and one other bad things,” Hope recalled the cramped subway ride that gave her an unorthodox idea. “The first time it happened, I admit it wasn’t deliberate,” she wrote. “It was one of those days when I had eaten something like fava beans for lunch, and the gas was just mounting in my...
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Bizarre moment Canadian politicians start arguing over the use of the word 'fart'
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UK Daily Mail ^
| 11/19/2016 | Daily Mail Reporter
It's certainly nothing to sniff at! A
heated row has blown up in the Canadian parliament - over the use of the word 'fart'. It happened after Conservative MP Michelle Rempel accused the government of treating the province of 'Alberta like a fart in the room' over employment. But shocked Green Party leader Elizabeth May did not like the use of the word and asked for it be revoked.
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Cow Fart Regulation Passed Into California Law
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AP ^
| Sep. 19, 2016
SACRAMENTO (AP) — Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases. Brown’s
move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.
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Cow fart bill passes California Legislature
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Cal Coast News.com ^
| September 7, 2016 | Staff
California legislators have approved a bill targeting cow flatulence and manure, which lawmakers blame for releasing greenhouse gases. The
legislation aims to reduce methane emissions related to manure to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030. Senator Ricardo Lara (D-Bell Gardens) authored the bill, which passed shortly before the end of the legislative session. Lara agreed to a compromise that will give dairy farms more time to comply with the new regulations. Critics have expressed concerns the new regulations will result in an increase in the price of milk from California cows. Proponents of the bill say methane emissions have...
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Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
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AP via KCBS ^
| September 1, 2016
California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases
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Olympians officially terrified of green ‘fart-smelling’ water
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nypost.com ^
| Aug. 12, 2016 | Justin Terranova
There’s something in the water in Rio — and it’s getting worse. The
Olympic diving pool was closed Friday morning as the water continues to be a disturbing, murky shade of green. The concern for those who have been diving into the pool has grown as the problem persists.~SNIP~Some have speculated algae in the warm outdoor pool could be the issue, while The Sun has helpfully ruled out “excessive pee” as a potential source of the change. A spokesman for the International Swimming Federation told the Los Angeles Times there was a chemical issue with the tanks, though that would...
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Old Fart Rants is a Hypocrite Libtard! (gun control socialism epic fail)
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youtube ^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP6kBcP7 I plan to do an article on this filthy commie animal on YT who has on many occasions tried to shut down my blog and my channel and those of my friends. He
is one of the biggest scum on youtube. A hater of God, religious freedom and gun rights. He has stated over and over again, that religion should be criminalized and those who don't agree with him should be banned from voting. If ever liberalism and fascism were the same here's proof
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[VANITY ] The Democrat Convention Fart In
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8/3/2016 | blueunicorn6
I think it stinks that we didn't see more stories about the Fart In at the Democrat Convention.
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Dems to pass gas in 'Fart-In' protest at DNC
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Fox News ^
| 7/28/2016 | curth
Todd Starnes reacts to Bernie Sanders supporters staging a 'Fart-In' protest at the Democratic National Convention http://video.foxnews.com
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Bernie Fans Say 'Fart-In' Against Hillary Will Go On
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U.S. News & World Report ^
| July 12, 2016 | Steven Nelson
Advocates for poor people and progressive causes say they still plan to make a stink – literally – during Hillary Clinton’s big night accepting the Democratic presidential nomination this month. The
plan: feed beans to Democratic National Convention delegates for Bernie Sanders, and send them into the Philadelphia convention hall to show what they think of the former secretary of state. Sanders-supporting organizers of the odious protest also are unswayed by the Vermont senator's Tuesday endorsement of Clinton and will push ahead. In fact, Cheri Honkala, national coordinator for the Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign, expects more beans to...
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