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Mega-church downsizes, cuts non-essential members
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Posted on 08/29/2013 11:06:02 AM PDT by Gamecock

WINSTON-SALEM — Julie and Bob Clark were stunned to receive a letter from their church in July asking them to “participate in the life of the church” — or worship elsewhere.

“They basically called us freeloaders,” says Julie.

“We were freeloaders,” says Bob.

In a trend that may signal rough times for wallflower Christians, bellwether mega-church Faith Community of Winston-Salem has asked “non-participating members” to stop attending.

“No more Mr. Nice Church,” says the executive pastor, newly hired from Cingular Wireless. “Bigger is not always better. Providing free services indefinitely to complacent Christians is not our mission.”

“Freeloading” Christians were straining the church’s nursery and facility resources and harming the church’s ability to reach the lost, says the pastor.

“When your bottom line is saving souls, you get impatient with people who interfere with that goal,” he says.

Faith Community sent polite but firm letters to families who attend church services and “freebie events” but never volunteer, never tithe and do not belong to a small group or other ministry. The church estimates that of its 8,000 regular attendees, only half have volunteered in the past 3 years, and a third have never given to the church.

“Before now, we made people feel comfortable and welcome, and tried to coax them to give a little something in return,” says a staff member. “That’s changed. We’re done being the community nanny.”

Surprisingly, the move to dis-invite people has drawn positive response from men in the community who like the idea of an in-your-face church.

“I thought, ‘A church that doesn’t allow wussies — that rocks,’” says Bob Clark, who admires the church more since they told him to get lost.

He and Julie are now tithing and volunteering. “We’ve taken our place in church life,” he says.


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To: Mamzelle
I don't like to be fooled, either.

But when I am; I LOVE it!


61 posted on 08/29/2013 3:19:15 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

Someone needs a HUG!


62 posted on 08/29/2013 3:19:56 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: RetiredArmy

And while the kids where there, they learned about Jesus - RIGHT?

Where’s the downside?


63 posted on 08/29/2013 3:21:20 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Rashputin

How’d he get out of the well?


64 posted on 08/29/2013 3:22:15 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: RetiredArmy
They were not members of our church and some were not even members of any other church. Just actually “freeloading” free child care so they could have a night out on us. The kids actually told some of this stuff.

Maybe you should have taught the kids how their parents were going to hell for stealing from God.

65 posted on 08/29/2013 3:27:22 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Elsie

Did you see anything about being barred from worship? Or fellowship?

It is evident that you do not understand the concept of guidelines and the honour system.

May G-d bless you and yours


66 posted on 08/29/2013 3:31:53 PM PDT by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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To: Elsie

BTW, comparing the mormon cult to a Christian church is a defining apples to oranges strawman.


67 posted on 08/29/2013 3:39:54 PM PDT by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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To: RWGinger

***A church of that size with that many activities needs People to staff the events***

Churches of any size need help.


68 posted on 08/29/2013 3:53:19 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Gamecock

That’s a church? Looks like a strip mall to me.


69 posted on 08/29/2013 4:57:47 PM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: Rashputin

I do too.


70 posted on 08/29/2013 5:23:12 PM PDT by lastchance ("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
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To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy

Oooooooo...I just got a letter from the pastor asking me why I haven’t joined yet! Perhaps this is a sign. :O)


71 posted on 08/29/2013 5:24:14 PM PDT by HarleyD
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To: donozark; GeronL

““When your bottom line is getting money in the offering plate, you get impatient with people who interfere with that goal,” he says.” -——there fixed it!!!

This is not about helping “lost souls” because it never dawned on this moron that those “wallflowers” are the lost souls

Man this article burns me.


72 posted on 08/29/2013 5:27:48 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
Suggest you go here.
73 posted on 08/29/2013 5:32:32 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Salvation; Alex Murphy; HarleyD; metmom
That’s a church? Looks like a strip mall to me.

World is full of odd looking churches. For example this Roman Catholic house of worship looks like a hippo:


74 posted on 08/29/2013 5:39:08 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Gamecock

That has got to be about the ugliest building I’ve ever seen, much less church.


75 posted on 08/29/2013 5:57:35 PM PDT by metmom ( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Gamecock

http://www.larknews.com/archives/574

This is a satire site.


76 posted on 08/29/2013 6:00:14 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: RetiredArmy

You know what, though? Those kids know what’s going on.

And they will not appreciate it when they are adults. And so many people wonder why grown adults dump their invalid parents in nursing homes and never visit them. It’s what they were raised with. Just returning the favor.

In the meantime, these children will hear the gospel and maybe become saved. And that’s what’s important. The parents may think they’re pulling one over on others, but in the end, they will be accomplishing good they never intended in their selfishness.


77 posted on 08/29/2013 6:03:33 PM PDT by metmom ( For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Chickensoup; HarleyD; Alex Murphy; metmom
This is a satire site.

It is?

Hmmph.

I guess I'll have to stick with the Holy Observer for hard hitting Christian news like this: Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands

78 posted on 08/29/2013 6:06:17 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: metmom

That.


79 posted on 08/29/2013 6:06:57 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Gamecock

I will when FR is working again!!


80 posted on 08/29/2013 6:12:18 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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