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Posted on 07/18/2003 9:30:54 AM PDT by Mo1



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To: RottiBiz
Very clever, Joe, but I don't think you chose the most opportune time.

I was going for the secret, middle of the day, Super fair funkle.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for doomonyou.

81 posted on 07/18/2003 11:23:07 AM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Sorry!

Whatever I did, it was unitentional.

82 posted on 07/18/2003 11:29:16 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Donating is good for the soul)
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To: Doomonyou
Whatever I did, it was unitentional.

'sallright.
We're just foolin' around keepin' the thread bumped.

83 posted on 07/18/2003 11:34:47 AM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe; glock rocks; Fawnn
Glock would have gone crazy if you could have pulled it off!

But, be careful . . . he was buying an EXPLODING gift for Fawnn just because she got a Fair Funkle.

Just imagine what he might plan for you if you get another!

84 posted on 07/18/2003 11:35:02 AM PDT by RottiBiz (Just a few dollars a month could end Freepathons.)
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To: Mo1
Good Afternoon Everybody.
You Know The Drill
Click the Pics
J

Click here to Contribute to FR: Do It Now! ;-) Click Here to Select Music Click Here to Select More Music

Coffee & Donuts J
85 posted on 07/18/2003 11:36:02 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (~~~ http://www.ourgangnet.net ~~~~~)
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To: RottiBiz
Glock would have gone crazy if you could have pulled it off!

Yeh, it would have been a great one up, wouldn't it.
Not late at night or early in the morning but in the middle of the day.
And a secret one at that!

That would have made the committee sit up and take notice! ;^)
Nothing in the rules about it either. :^))

86 posted on 07/18/2003 11:38:18 AM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Just another Joe
Just in:

$100 from Nevada
$10 from Pennsylvania
$50 from Washington
$20 from North Carolina

Thank you all very much!!
87 posted on 07/18/2003 11:40:55 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Conservative by nature... Republican by spirit... Patriot by heart... AND... ANTI-Liberal by GOD!)
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To: Just another Joe
One never knows what the FAIR AND UNBIASED Fair Funkle Committee members might do! :-)
88 posted on 07/18/2003 11:41:29 AM PDT by RottiBiz (Just a few dollars a month could end Freepathons.)
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To: Fiddlstix
Thanks, Fiddlstix.

Now we are getting afternoon coffee breaks, too.

Wonderful!
89 posted on 07/18/2003 11:43:50 AM PDT by RottiBiz (Just a few dollars a month could end Freepathons.)
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To: Just another Joe
$100 from Nevada
$10 from Pennsylvania
$50 from Washington
$20 from North Carolina

Thank you all very much!!


90 posted on 07/18/2003 11:51:46 AM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: Gabz

We're getting' close!
91 posted on 07/18/2003 11:54:12 AM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Fiddlstix
Thanks Fiddkstix .. Just what I needed
92 posted on 07/18/2003 11:59:47 AM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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To: Gabz
Another reason why Free Republic is such a GREAT place

You find out about news like this .. FOFL

Pelosi seeks pension vote anulled (REPUBS CALL THE COPS ON HOUSE DEMONICRATS!)

93 posted on 07/18/2003 12:11:48 PM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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To: Just another Joe
Thank You Freepers from
$100 from Nevada
$10 from Pennsylvania
$50 from Washington
$20 from North Carolina

94 posted on 07/18/2003 12:12:41 PM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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To: Mo1
Of course!!!!!!

I'm headed out for a while - it's Friday hubby and kidlet have finally gotten on my nerves and I need a beer.

Be back in a while!!!!!!!!!!!!

95 posted on 07/18/2003 12:15:48 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers - personification of everything wrong in this country.)
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To: Just another Joe
Thank You Freepers from

$25 from New York
$25 from California
$20 from Washington
$50 from Ohio
$4 from California
$50 from Kansas
$4 from Nebraska
$20 from New Jersey
$20 from Tennessee
$20 from Illinois
$20 from California
$50 from Missouri
$5 monthly from Alabama
$20 from Montana
$10 from Ohio
$20 from Wisconsin
$20 from Oklahoma
$20 from Minnesota
$25 from Florida
$20 from Georgia
$10 from Virginia
$50 from Texas
$10 from Michigan
$50 from California
$50 from Michigan
$20 from Virginia
$10 from California

96 posted on 07/18/2003 12:19:06 PM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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To: Gabz
Enjoy ..
97 posted on 07/18/2003 12:19:12 PM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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To: Mo1

Phrenology: the science of bumps
98 posted on 07/18/2003 12:28:56 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: All
I just received this via email
I find it rather humorous
Just thought I'd pass it on

"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be ... and like the rest of us you need to simply deal with it.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV, pool tables, weight rooms or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of part time jobs, education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights,"

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from. We welcome you here. English is our language and, like the one you left behind, we also have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and the living conditions you were fleeing.

If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it is about time common sense is allowed to flourish -- just call it "The Age of Reason Revisited."

Enjoy! J
Have a great afternoon all J

99 posted on 07/18/2003 12:34:06 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (~~~ http://www.ourgangnet.net ~~~~~)
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To: Gabz

MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" she asked.

I replied, "Because it's been lying outside and is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and said, "Wow ! How do you know all this stuff ? "

" Uh," I was thinking quickly, "Everyone knows this stuff, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

"Oh." she replied. We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

" I get it ! " she beamed. " Then if you flunk, you get to be the Daddy!"

100 posted on 07/18/2003 12:38:55 PM PDT by Mo1 (Please help Free Republic and Donate Now !!!)
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