He is suffering from....how you say...."shrinkage"
Posted on 04/25/2003 10:35:13 AM PDT by SteveH
Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Dozens of women have asked to be made pregnant by a prehistoric iceman who died 5,000 years ago.
The body of "Otzi the Iceman" was discovered by hikers in 1991 as ice melted in the Schnalstal glacier, high in the Italian Alps.
Alex Susanna, director of the Bozen Museum where his body is exhibited, says requests have been received by many women wanting to have Otzi's babies.
He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away.
Otzi was found half emerged from the ice and his body was first thought to be that of a modern climber. Closer examination showed he was still wearing goatskin leggings and a grass cape.
His copper-headed axe and a quiver full of arrows were found nearby and radio-carbon dating showed the body was more than 5,000 years old.
Story filed: 10:26 Thursday 24th April 2003
We have enough knuckle-dragging men on earth already. My suggestion to these women would be to check out the local peep show shops, dive bars, or Harley dealers. ;)
5,000 years without sex will do that to you...now I know what tell my wife next time I try.
Did they start selling that yet?
Well, did they, huh?
Not that I am in a hurry for it, or anything.....
The line forms at the rear...behind me...;o]
One bonus is you'd never be sued for child support. Well, maybe sued, but never served.
He is suffering from....how you say...."shrinkage"
I'm not gonna touch it, you touch it.
I'm not gonna touch it YOU touch it....
I know, lets get Mikey, he touches anything!
"Where were these women when I was single?"
Just a wild guess on my part but I suspect if you saw these 'wymyn', you wouldn't stick his penis in!
ping...
Pebbles and Bam Bam for an example?
Indeed, considering they've been given the "cold" shoulder...
Where were these women when I was single?"
What's even more thought-provoking is that they'd rather have a 5000 year ole man with a decayed penis than you or me in our vigorous prime.
Well, pretty vigorous.
Just d@mn.
Exactly! I mean, if that had been a female Bronze Age hunter, thousands of men wouldn't be writing in, saying, "I wanna hit that!" Okay, yeah, they probably would be...
I have a feeling that orgasmic nasal spray topics wind up on the "take it somewhere else" article deleted list. ;') ;') ;') Happened with that playing horse doctor article someone tried yesterday...
I dunno...we took it as far as we could without getting into REAL trouble. I think the Mods were having fun with it, as well...but that's just what I think. I may be a minority of one. ;o]
Hey, Ben...fancy meeting you here. And with no photos... :o]
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