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Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Ananova ^
| 4/24/03
Posted on 04/25/2003 10:35:13 AM PDT by SteveH
Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Dozens of women have asked to be made pregnant by a prehistoric iceman who died 5,000 years ago.
The body of "Otzi the Iceman" was discovered by hikers in 1991 as ice melted in the Schnalstal glacier, high in the Italian Alps.
Alex Susanna, director of the Bozen Museum where his body is exhibited, says requests have been received by many women wanting to have Otzi's babies.
He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away.
Otzi was found half emerged from the ice and his body was first thought to be that of a modern climber. Closer examination showed he was still wearing goatskin leggings and a grass cape.
His copper-headed axe and a quiver full of arrows were found nearby and radio-carbon dating showed the body was more than 5,000 years old.
Story filed: 10:26 Thursday 24th April 2003
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ancientautopsies; archaeology; babies; bronzeage; elvis; ggg; glacier; godsgravesglyphs; helixmakemineadouble; history; hunter; iceman; ivf; oetzi; otzi; sex; survivor; theiceman; women
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To: SteveH; Millie
Just need some 5000 year old Viagra.
To: Monkey Face
Okay, why wasn't I pinged on the orgasmic nasal spray?
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
04/27/2006 10:23:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: SteveH
all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed awayI know a girl who wouldn't let that stop her.
To: Junior
65
posted on
04/27/2006 10:27:41 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: All
66
posted on
04/27/2006 10:31:53 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Captain Rhino
I think it would be interesting to try to clone him. But I thought only females could be cloned?
67
posted on
04/27/2006 10:39:48 AM PDT
by
CobaltBlue
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
To: MHGinTN
68
posted on
04/27/2006 10:42:18 AM PDT
by
CobaltBlue
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
To: AppyPappy
Where were these women when I was single? You're not a Bronze Age hunter.
69
posted on
04/27/2006 10:43:19 AM PDT
by
CobaltBlue
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
To: CobaltBlue
You're not a Bronze Age hunter. Well, that's a damn lie.
70
posted on
04/27/2006 10:44:31 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Probably the same women who wanted to donate a liver to Larry Hagman.
71
posted on
04/27/2006 10:45:22 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: flying Elvis
His last words to his friends, "I'm freezing my nads off out here." I'm laughing mine off right now!!
Now I need some Windex to clean my monitor.
72
posted on
04/27/2006 10:45:39 AM PDT
by
Ignatz
(Freeper cyborg: "The lay teachers could not make hands of some girls.")
To: Wake Up America
How would he pay the child support, anyway? ;-P
73
posted on
04/27/2006 10:45:49 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Trains stop at train stations. On my desk is a workstation...)
To: landerwy
These women with the Ice Man and Clinton with the mummy?
Perhaps this just demonstrates that liberal women don't want liberal men ... and, well, whatever ........ LOL!
74
posted on
04/27/2006 10:49:29 AM PDT
by
caryatid
(Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
To: Monkey Face
75
posted on
04/27/2006 10:50:44 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: Wake Up America
I think it would he a violation of his civil liberties to force him to father a child.Yeah, who would they sue for child support?
76
posted on
04/27/2006 11:00:02 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
To: SunkenCiv
Let me re-phrase that: It's almost as
funny as the orgasmic nasal spray article.
But not as FUN!
;o]
77
posted on
04/27/2006 11:05:46 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: fanfan
He was found in the Italian Alps... Sue the Italians for child support...;o]
78
posted on
04/27/2006 11:07:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
To: Monkey Face
LOL!
They'd just tell you he was from Austria...sue them!
79
posted on
04/27/2006 11:09:43 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
To: fanfan
Sounds like an argument about who the father "really" is...a la Jerry Springer.
80
posted on
04/27/2006 11:12:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I can resist anything but temptation.)
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