Posted on 02/24/2003 1:25:16 AM PST by dutchess
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THIS WEEKEND'S THREAD |
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They kept saying they wanted to get in touch with their bodies but their bodies were not all that communicative. I told them they had to go to the 6:00 class in vigerous toning. Scuttlebut maintained that he heard his body say clear as a bell, "Listen ba****d, do it and die."
And all those women......you know Scuttlebutt. He gets all excited about nothing and then he marries them.
Now, Cap'n you have to know that I did not hit razorback Bert in the ribs. I would never ever do such a thing. It'a against the Hypocritical Oath. No sir, I hit him up side the head. The Scriptures clearly say, "Let his blood be upon his own head." We must obey the Scriptures. It was a punch for his own good.
Blessings must always be given with a smile Sir. What kind of physician/pastor would I be if I administered "upside the head" blessing with a scowl on my face. Always express the joy of my faith I say.
Scuttlebutt need have no fear of me, for I heard the Lord say, "Smite him with thy tongue."
I appreciate being made physician for this voyage. I was getting tired of the crows nest anyway. And scrubbing bilge pumps was not very exciting. But sometimes life gets confusing. Just when I am getting used to yesterday, along comes today.
That's a great sticker you designed! Here's another that I'm encouraging FReepers to put on their cars in anticipation of the impending conflict.
You can get yours at: http://www.georgewbushstore.com
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South Texas will see a chance of a wintry mix of precipitation from the Hill Country to the northern Piney Woods, with rain scattered elsewhere. Lows Monday night will range from the 20s in the Hill Country to the 30s and 40s elsewhere, with 50s along the coast.
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