Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Walter Mathau once told B.arbara S.treisand:
"I've got more talent in my tiniest fart, than you have in your entire collective body of work." (rough quote.)"

Love it, Mr. Matthau...Barbra Streisand is an ugly-bi+c# prima donna who stands out simply 'cuz she's surrounded by the Lib'ral Twit Intelligentsia who is Too STOOOOOPID to realize how IGNORANT Babs is...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

That's great Happy Gal!
And I CAN see Mud as Javert, singin' that song.

Mud, yer being called to FReep a show tune!
...can ya do it? LOL!

"Lord let me find him - (klintoon)
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!"

FRegards,
FBD

[MadIvan]

By Happygal and Myself - we decided to lyrically Freep Jacques Chirac instead of Hillary, with the song from Grease, "There Are Worse Things I Could Do".

And now we present "There Are Worse Things I Could Do", modified for the Paris stage:

There are worse things I could do
Than please a maniac or two
Even though the Yanks deride
I just swagger with French pride
I suppose it could be true
There are worse things I can do

I can flirt with German guys
Smile at them and bat my eyes
Lead the UN in a dance,
Give Saddam another chance
And drop rhetorical poo poos
There are worse things I could do

I could plot to stop this fight
Pretend I don't know wrong from right
Tell the Yanks that they are square
And get in George le Dubya's hair
And then take over the EU
There are worse things I could do

I could insult the Czechs and Poles
Be a genuine arsehole
I am rude and I'm abrupt
I am totally corrupt
A fact that you already knew
But to tell you something true
Is a thing I'd never do.

Regards, Ivan

[Mudboy Slim]

"Safe behind bars"

Well, close...I want Slick Willie behind bars 'til the day he dies and moves onto his Eternity in HELL, but I'm a big fan of Prison Justice and I fully expect Slick Willie to git buggered to death 'cuz his cellmates ain't gonna take to kindly to this Serial Rapist and Mass-Murderer of Children in their midst!! Plus, I hear Dem cottage cheese thighs and phat pimply white buttocks are all the rage in the homosexual population these days!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mud, yer being called to FReep a show tune! ...can ya do it? LOL!"

Shore 'nuff...I'm secure in my masculinity...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Awesome work, y'all!! Now I gotta buy a Sam Cooke CD and a Les Miserables CD, unless there is a "Best of Showtunes" CD y'all can recommend...LOL!!

I shore am lucky to FReep with such talented folks...MUD

[MadIvan]

Oh and a picture to go with the song:

Regards, Ivan

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...Chirac is a PRO-Tyrant, anti-FReedom Terrorist Conspirator!!! And he's Slick Willie's Gay Lover...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I could plot to stop this fight
Pretend I don't know wrong from right
Tell the Yanks that they are square
And get in George le Dubya's hair"

BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL, my Euro-Compatriots...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Les Miserables!!"

"After 16 triumphant years, LES MISERABLES, Broadway's longest-running show & the second longest-running show in Broadway history, will give its final performance Sunday evening, May 18, 2003 at the Imperial Theatre."

Hmmmmmmm...MUD

BTW...FBD, so you don't like Ashcroft...well, I "Could not find anybody named 'AG Guiliani'

[MadIvan]

Happygal and I are on a "Grease" roll, here is a version of "Beauty School Dropout" for Gerhard Schroeder:

Your story's sad to tell
A middle aged ne'er do well
The worst premier in the EU block
Your future's so unclear now.
What's left of your career now?
Your policies are a total crock.
Chancellor Dropout, No place in history for you-hoo-hoo
Chancellor Dropout, You're a crap economist too
At least you could have took the time to be polite to Dubya
But now every last American, wouldn't stoop snub ya.
Gerhard, get moving.
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving?
Letting the Greens sit in front and drive
If you leave, become anonymous, you could push the pain aside
Or at least please do a Hitler and commit a suicide
Chancellor Dropout, your rating's falling like a stone
Chancellor Dropout, turn off the light and head for home
You haven't thought of anything
Yet you think you're such a brain
But anyone who's met you, knows that you are just insane.
Schroeder, don't sweat it
You're not cut out for this job
Never forget it, you're less a man, more a slob!
Now your party's sunk
Just go get drunk
Wash out that hair dye too
And just make it so that are rid of you.
Gerhard, don't blow it
Don't put our good advice to shame.
Gerhard, you know it.
Even Old Bismark'd say the same.
You've had your shot
Now get off the pot
And let in someone new
To flush the mess that's left behind by you!

Regards, Ivan

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Grease" is one of the Missuz's favorite shows/movies...she may actually git a chuckle outta this despite her innate disgust with everything that FReeps!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[MadIvan]

And continuing in this vein, Happygal and I came up with this version of "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee", Iraqi version:

Look at me, I'm Saddam D, lousy With WMD
Won't go to bed In case I wake up dead
I can't, I'm Saddam D!

Watch it hey, my son's Uday, he likes to blow athletes away
Don't make me cross, In Iraq I'm the boss and have the final say

People think I'm unfair, I don't really care, I make pathological plans
W keep ya filthy hands off my s***hole lands
Would ya pull that stunt with Iran?

As for thee, PM Tony, it is so clear to me
You've got peaceniks, but I've got Hans Blix, for I am Saddam D!
Colin, Colin, let me be. Keep those bombers far from me!
I can't keep my cool, in my pants there's a pool!
Hey, fungu, I'm Saddam D.

Regards, Ivan

[Mudboy Slim]

"Left's Dweebs Are RATS!!"
(To be sung to John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance!!")

Two one two three four

Ev'rybody's talking about Bagism,Shagism,Dragism,Madism
Ragism,Tagism,Thisism,Thatism, Isn't it the most

Chorus:
All we are saying
is give peace a chance

Ev'rybody's talking about Ministers,Sinisters,Banisters and Canisters,
Bishops and Fishops, Rabbis and Popeyes Bye bye bye bye

Chorus:
All we are saying
is give peace a chance

Ev'rybody's talking about revolution, Evolution, Mastication, Flagelation,
Regulations,Integrations,Meditations,United Nations,Congratulations

Chorus:
All we are saying
is give peace a chance

Ev'rybody's talking about John and Yoko,Timmy Leary,Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers,Bobby Dylan,Tommy Cooper,Derek Taylor,Norman Mailer,
Alan Ginsberg,Hare Krishna,Hare,Hare Krishna

{goto Chorus and play til the you die}
All we are saying
is give peace a chance
All we are saying
is give peace a chance
All we are saying
is give peace a chance

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Colin, Colin, let me be. Keep those bombers far from me!
I can't keep my cool, in my pants there's a pool!"

ROFL...Soddom'sInsane is HEES-twah before 1 March 2003, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"James Earl Jones...A Class Actor!!"

"Actor James Earl Jones, the deep voice behind Darth Vader of the Star Wars movies, said he doesn't oppose U.S. military action in Iraq, provided the country gets involved as soon as necessary and stays to finish the job. We can no longer play games," Jones said Tuesday at the Givens Performing Art Center. "I was not against the war in Bosnia. I was against it taking so long. I was not against the war in Somalia. Again, it took too long, and we didn't finish the job. We should've stayed and finished the job. About this pending war, I just think we should've finished that war the first time." Jones, who spoke as part of the distinguished speaker series at UNC Pembroke, also touched on other serious subjects. "Let us remind ourselves tonight it's better to light the candle than curse the darkness," Jones said. "We all know the roots of prejudice. We have to work together. We have to fix that which we are responsible for, accept the part that is ours and move on. Dr. (Martin Luther) King found the courage to fight for it. He gave all, including his life. In doing so, he touched all our lives."

May The Force Be With US...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Orcs Are Lib'ral DemonRATS!! (and vice versa)"

"this from HoME X, Myths Transformed:
"I think it must be assumed that 'talking' is not necessarily the sign of the possession of a 'rational soul' or fea. The Orcs were beasts of humanized shape (to mock Men and Elves) deliberately perverted I converted into a more close resemblance to Men. Their 'talking' was really reeling off 'records' set in them by Melkor. Even their rebellious critical words - he knew about them. Melkor taught them speech and as they bred they inherited this; and they had just as much independence as have, say, dogs or horses of their human masters. This talking was largely echoic (cf. parrots). In The Lord of the Rings Sauron is said to have devised a language for them."
and
"Morgoth not Sauron is the source of Orc-wills. Sauron is just another (if greater) agent. Orcs can rebel against him without losing their own irremediable allegiance to evil (Morgoth)."

Some Lib'rals are Irredeemably EVIL, but Most are simply IGNORANT DOLTS in need of Re-Education, IMHO...MUD

[HairOfTheDog]

The feigned simple curiosity is not very believable.

Your HO is correct, IMHO!

[HairOfTheDog]

HA! - Wrong cut and paste! - I need to clean out my clipboard!

Should have been:

Some Lib'rals are Irredeemably EVIL, but Most are simply IGNORANT DOLTS in need of Re-Education, IMHO...MUD

Your HO is correct, IMHO!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...did you listen to Limbaugh today?! He talked about the susceptibility of the weak-minded to emotion-based brainwashing as it applies to the Lib'ral DOLT Minions and I thought he was 100% ON-TARGET!! The RAT-Whore'd is dominated by a few Iredeemably-EVIL folks like the DemonRAT Political EffeteElite and folks like Jesse Jackson, Ramsey Clark, and the World Worker's Party, but most of the Masses are Dumb as rocks, IMHO. They've been fed the Lib'ral claptrap by the PublikSkewls, Universities, HollyWeird, and the Vast,LeftWingMedyuhWhore'd, and they have swallowed the Kool-Aid!! Still, they couldn't rationalize their way outta a flimsy wet paper sack 'cuz nothing they believe has any Rational Basis whatsoever!! How else could they go to a Pro-SodomzInsane Rally and fret about Iraqi children when the TyrantThug who has been most aggressive--and successful--in killing the children is Soddom hisself?! It's easy to call the Leftist DOLTS Hypocritical, but that assumes the unlikely possibility that these IGNORAMUSES had a friggin' clue about what they are supposedly soooo adamant about!!

RATS're IGNORANT DOLTS...there simply ain't any other explanation fer their actions except fer those EVIL EffeteElite who derive their Power from the Collectivist Ideology promulgated by the DemonRAT Party!!

FReegards...MUD