[MadIvan]

By Happygal and Myself - we decided to lyrically Freep Jacques Chirac instead of Hillary, with the song from Grease, "There Are Worse Things I Could Do".

And now we present "There Are Worse Things I Could Do", modified for the Paris stage:

There are worse things I could do
Than please a maniac or two
Even though the Yanks deride
I just swagger with French pride
I suppose it could be true
There are worse things I can do

I can flirt with German guys
Smile at them and bat my eyes
Lead the UN in a dance,
Give Saddam another chance
And drop rhetorical poo poos
There are worse things I could do

I could plot to stop this fight
Pretend I don't know wrong from right
Tell the Yanks that they are square
And get in George le Dubya's hair
And then take over the EU
There are worse things I could do

I could insult the Czechs and Poles
Be a genuine arsehole
I am rude and I'm abrupt
I am totally corrupt
A fact that you already knew
But to tell you something true
Is a thing I'd never do.

Regards, Ivan

[Mudboy Slim]

Awesome work, y'all!! Now I gotta buy a Sam Cooke CD and a Les Miserables CD, unless there is a "Best of Showtunes" CD y'all can recommend...LOL!!

I shore am lucky to FReep with such talented folks...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I could plot to stop this fight
Pretend I don't know wrong from right
Tell the Yanks that they are square
And get in George le Dubya's hair"

BEE-YOO-TEE-FULL, my Euro-Compatriots...MUD

[sultan88]

"Even though the Yanks deride
I just swagger with French pride
I suppose it could be true
There are worse things I can do...."

Great job, y'all. Made me laugh!!