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Happygal and I are on a "Grease" roll, here is a version of "Beauty School Dropout" for Gerhard Schroeder:

Your story's sad to tell
A middle aged ne'er do well
The worst premier in the EU block
Your future's so unclear now.
What's left of your career now?
Your policies are a total crock.
Chancellor Dropout, No place in history for you-hoo-hoo
Chancellor Dropout, You're a crap economist too
At least you could have took the time to be polite to Dubya
But now every last American, wouldn't stoop snub ya.
Gerhard, get moving.
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving?
Letting the Greens sit in front and drive
If you leave, become anonymous, you could push the pain aside
Or at least please do a Hitler and commit a suicide
Chancellor Dropout, your rating's falling like a stone
Chancellor Dropout, turn off the light and head for home
You haven't thought of anything
Yet you think you're such a brain
But anyone who's met you, knows that you are just insane.
Schroeder, don't sweat it
You're not cut out for this job
Never forget it, you're less a man, more a slob!
Now your party's sunk
Just go get drunk
Wash out that hair dye too
And just make it so that are rid of you.
Gerhard, don't blow it
Don't put our good advice to shame.
Gerhard, you know it.
Even Old Bismark'd say the same.
You've had your shot
Now get off the pot
And let in someone new
To flush the mess that's left behind by you!

Regards, Ivan