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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
"Cherry Blossoms ought to be in full bloom around middle of March wouldn't they?"

I'd say late-March, early-April.

"Sometime I'll have to tell you about my DC story, standin' downtown , wid' my suitcase, lookin' like the rube hick that I am, just askin' to get mugged...LOL!"

LOL...ping me when you do...MUD

641 posted on 02/19/2003 9:16:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: iceskater; Mudboy Slim
Thanks for sharing that story about your Russian skating coach friend. I hope there are enough of his kind to counter the type that my exchange student represented. I hope you are right, and I am totally wrong.

This kid; Dimetrius, (we called him Dima) is fairly privileged. So maybe that accounts for his attitude. His dad is an engineer for a Russian oil comp. I believe he was working on an oil field , pipe line project for hmmmm... can you say, SATAN?(Saddam)

But get this: His mother works for a New York lawyer firm, that set up shop in Moscow. So maybe our trial lawyers will find a new place to go, and they can leave our political system alone, and mess up the Russian's. LOL!

FRegards,
FBD
642 posted on 02/19/2003 9:38:20 AM PST by FBD
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To: Badabing Badaboom
"The Circle of Terror And the bureaucracy problem"

"People generally believe that the U.S. bureaucracies have been scouring their data bases for evidence linking Iraq to al Qaeda, but that is not so. Those who made the mistakes that led to 9/11, including individuals within the CIA, remain hostile to acknowledging that link. One example: Abu Zubaydah, a high-ranking al Qaeda prisoner, has said there was no formal cooperation between Iraq and al Qaeda, but the two worked together on numerous occasions. Those who do not want to see a link focus on the first part of the statement - no formal cooperation - and ignore the rest. The result endangers us all. George Bush inherited a difficult situation. He understands Iraq was probably involved in 9/11. Already on September 17, Bush affirmed, "I believe Iraq was involved, but I'm not going to strike them now," as Bob Woodward's Bush at War reveals (this is not a criminal trial; there is no presumption of innocence; and the requisite standard is much lower than "beyond a reasonable doubt.") That is why Bush is so fixed on removing Saddam."

Good read, IMHO...MUD

643 posted on 02/19/2003 9:45:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"BTW...FBD, I think I've gotta new Screen Name fer ya..."Could not find anybody named 'John Ashcroft'"

I wonder why? Anyway, thanks, but...No thanks!
How 'bout "Casper the friendly milktoast"?
How 'bout "push-over"?
How 'bout "mild mannered Kent Starr"? LOL!

All comparable names to "John Ashcroft"

FRegards, FBD

644 posted on 02/19/2003 9:50:36 AM PST by FBD
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To: poet
Here's something I wrote in 1993 after watching the leftists and their dupes followers demonstrate in Century City, CA protesting Pres Nixon and Vietnam:

Many Heads, One Brain

Peace! Peace, cries the mob
warlike, they push on
violence is wrong, intones the mob
violently pushing on
war is insanity screams the mob
insanely surging on

Lay down your arms demands the mob
with sticks in hands they push on
freedom of speech screams the mob
allowing none, they push on

Freedom to dissent pleads the mob
allowing no dissension, they surge on
we are not cattle says the mob,
in a herd, they push on

We’re individuals not numbers moans the mob
in numbers the mob goes on,
brutality! screams the mob
brutally pushing on

Freedom to think intones the mob,
unthinking, they continue on
justice cries the mob,
unjustly marching on

The provocateur' has done his job,
he has incited the mob
fading to the rear of the ranks,
for many heads-one brain he gives thanks

And justification is made for the mob

Copyright 1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 31, 1993

645 posted on 02/19/2003 9:52:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Rush Limbaugh; ElRushbo; George W. Bush; Reagan Man; CheneyChick; ...
LOL...as long as it shorter than 27 letters...MUD

You listening to Rush...he's about to destroy Chirac's political career and perhaps start the process of putting Chirac in the Bastille fer the rest of his CommieTyrant Life!!

Go Rush Go...MUD

646 posted on 02/19/2003 9:56:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Angelique; All
"You listening to Rush...he's about to destroy Chirac's political career!!"

Chirac's becoming RADIO-ACTIVE...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

FReegards...MUD

647 posted on 02/19/2003 9:58:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; ravinson; Landru
FReepers, when do y'all wanna do March Fer Liberty/Justice IV?!

"Prosecution...NOW!!! !"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"*)
*(9th Track on Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited")

Right's sellin' postcards of Re-Impeachment...
We're kickin' Slick outta town!!
The bettin' parlors're filled with Patriots...
The FReepers are in town!!!!
We listen to the Maja Rushi...
He's got us in a trance...
One hand is at the throat of the Lib'rals...
The other's behind his back!!
And the S.S. dudes, they're our FRiends...
They Lurk, therefore, they know...
That these FReepers and I...Left knows we're Right...
As we March Against Left's "'HO"!!!

Yes, bin Clinton, he is so sleazy...
"It takes MUD to know scum!" MUD smiles...=^D
Slick underestimates MUD's moxie...
MUD's gonna drive Slick WILD!!!
Then, here comes T-Mac...vile Terry...
The Chairman...of Left's Dee-N-See!!!
So MUD says, "Ashcroft...YOU SHALL INDICT T-Mac...
By Thanksgiving!!"
Mudboy pleaded with the Left...
"Won'tcha let Slick Willie go?!
Is Slick's Legacy really worth...
Yer givin' up yer SOUL?!"

And now Left's goons do Clinton's bidding...
Left's "Stars"...have they really No Pride?!
They support the Vile Rapist...
So us "Nazis" won't stop INFANTICIDE!!
All except fer FoxNewsChannel...
TeeVee Networks should be ashamed...
Fer ignorin' TYRANNY...
Historians shall lay blame!!
And us Right-Wing Christians...we're FReepin'!!
We're singin', "Slick is just MUD's 'HO!!"
Slick's gonna FEEL the Vengeance of the Right...
Willard's Prison-Bound!!

Young Chelsea, she's soooo CORRUPTED...
Poor girl, Webb's daughter's been maimed...
On her twenty-second birthday...
Her young future's already stained.
To her, Truth must be soooo pedantic...
Her mind can't shake Left's bent...
Her Daddy may sleep with her best FRiends...
But that's just "Fine" with the Left!!!
'Cuz all Left's lies depend upon...the Med'yuh...YES, THEY KNOW!!!
Chelsea spends her time askin' Reno,
"Why's my Dad a 'HO?!!"

Clinton tells lies like the Taliban...
Don't Left know Slick's Populism's BUNK?!!
Fascist Goals taint Left's PowerWhores...
And their friends, the Chi-Com Monks.
Billzabubba seems vacuously FRightful...
Yet, Slick's thugs pose no real threat...
'Cuz while Bill's off drainin' his pipe...
MUD's Dethronin' EX-Pres-i-dent!!!
You folks may think we can't git Slick...
But Re-Impeachment's "ON", I KNOW!!
Bill'll pay the price fer his Vile TREASON!!!
Fer the Slaughter at Waco!!!

Med'yuh Whore'd...it sleeps thru MURDER!!
Right must wake the SHEEPLE up!!
This is no time fer patience...
JimRob's singin', "THE GIG IS UP!!!"
Lord has cursed the Ozark Loser...
Put MUD in charge of fightin' Whorealdo...
Help Doc Raoul FReep with Angelwood...
Militiamen are kewl!!
We all play on the FreeRepublic[.com]...
Come and join us, folks...
If you folks care about yer Country...
DEMAND PROSECUTION...NOW!!!

In DeeCee streets, Left fails their Victims...
Democrats're the Party Fer Elites...
Left's Pantheon of Heroes...
Are but Pimps fer the Fed'ral Beast!!
Left is spoon-feedin' FEAR to the Masses...
In hopes State Power will endure...
Men, Lib'rals KILL Viable Young Infants...
To call that "CHOICE" seems quite absurd!!
Still, the NAGS* are shoutin' at pregnant girls...
"Come join us, gals, we got Roe...
That "tissue mass" is just yer punishment...
Abort IT, girl...then we'll own yer SOUL!!"

*(NAGS=National Association of Gals)

Way past midnight, INS Agents...
Led by that Ol' Reno Shrew...
Raged down upon young Elian's home...
Guns aimed at the camera crew!!
Then Slick sent Elian back to Castro...
Poor kid dreams of bein' FRee!!
Re-Enslaved on Slick Willie's orders...
With Castro pullin' strings!!
If Liberty's such a hassle...
Tell them Socialists to go...
'Cuz this Country was founded by Patriots...
Chantin' "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"

FReepers, be Heroes...JOIN US!!!
The Culture War is "ON!!"
Bold Mudboy is singin',
"Is you Right or is you Wrong?!"
And George Orwell and J.R.R. Tolkien...
Forewarned against Tyrannic Power...
While my darlin' Jewel joins the Right...
She and MUD're tradin' flowers!! [LOL!!]
Return, my FRiends, to Liberty!!...
Victory goes to the BOLD!!
Folks, this Country must rethink how much...
We love...Equal Justice Fer ALL!!

(Mudboy harpin'.......)

Yes, MUD conceived a letter yesterday...
In response to the one Slick wrote...
Clinton begged MUD, "How much to stop this?!"
MUD sang, "Slick, yer a FReepin' JOKE!!!
Them FReepers that I've mentioned...
Slick, I know them, they don't play!!"
Folks, we gotta re-arrange this Nation...
And teach them Lib'rals about SHAME!!
Fight now...Warriors Fer the Good...
Just save yer excuses, bro...
Help MUD FReep the EX-President...
Fer ConDamnation...NOW!!!!

(MUD harpin' and strummin')

Mudboy Slim (8/21/00)

MFJ IV FReegards...MUD


648 posted on 02/19/2003 10:12:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
Hey, you sound like a musical aficionado! I saw the Broadway version when it was on tour. I was impressed with the circular rotating stage . The actors have to keep moving with the platform to stay in the front of the audience. Pretty cool.

Ehh, well I love musicals, and I've appeared in quite a few on the amateur stage. Played a good few parts too in everything from 'Grease' to 'Man of La Mancha', 'Chess', 'Oliver!', 'Annie', 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and 'Fiddler on the Roof'.

Les Mis is one of my favourite musicals (I can sing every word! *L*), last time I saw it was in The Point in Dublin when Colm Wilkenson (who played the original Jean Val Jean) reappeared in the role in his home town.

649 posted on 02/19/2003 10:15:14 AM PST by Happygal
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; Taxman
"I just watched "Black Hawk Down" again a coupla nights ago and the courage and sense of duty of those men is a credit to the greatest of our forefathers, IMHO!!"

Right on, Mud! That was a vicious firefight.
That happened just a short time before my son went into Marine Corps boot camp.

It could have all been avoided, had they gotten the appropriate firepower in there.
Def. Sec. Les Ass-pin refused to authorize AC-130 gun ships for the operation. In typical liberal fashion, Klintoon, and his buddies didn't want to use over-whelming force.

As a result we lost... about 17 Rangers, plus the 30 or so seriously wounded. They had to kill over 3000 Somalis in that firefight, just trying to get our guys back out of there. Thank you Li-bore-all media, for not bringing out ALL the facts of that fiasco.

Mud, it is my contention, that the "Black Hawk Down" episode in Somalia is what gave Osama bin Lama the belief that he could take on the US, and our military, and WIN.

Thank you , Sick Willie Klintoon!!!

BTW, I just ran this post through my MS Works processor, and it tried to correct "klintoon" and change it to Clinton! LOL! Thank you Micro-Soft! You deserved Janet Reno!

650 posted on 02/19/2003 10:26:09 AM PST by FBD
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To: Happygal; conservativemusician; Cyber-Band
"everything from 'Grease' to 'Man of La Mancha', 'Chess', 'Oliver!', 'Annie', 'Jesus Christ Superstar' and 'Fiddler on the Roof'."

Next thing ya know we'll be FReepin' Broadway musicals...LOL!!

Not sure if the Band's too psyched about playin' show tunes, though...MUD

651 posted on 02/19/2003 10:27:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; William Jefferson Clinton; MurryMom; Eschoir; Mr. Jenkins
"(Somalia) could have all been avoided, had they gotten the appropriate firepower in there. Def. Sec. Les Ass-pin refused to authorize AC-130 gun ships for the operation. In typical liberal fashion, Klintoon, and his buddies didn't want to use over-whelming force. As a result we lost... about 17 Rangers, plus the 30 or so seriously wounded. They had to kill over 3000 Somalis in that firefight, just trying to get our guys back out of there. Thank you Li-bore-all media, for not bringing out ALL the facts of that fiasco. Mud, it is my contention, that the "Black Hawk Down" episode in Somalia is what gave Osama bin Lama the belief that he could take on the US, and our military, and WIN. Thank you, Sick Willie Klintoon!!!"

110% DITTOES!! Osama bil Clinton has the blood of tens of thousands on his hands...not including the Millions of DEAD that he and his Leftist Minions' ANTI-American Efforts produced in Viet Nam!!

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton MUST--and SHALL--Be Brought to Justice in the Severest Terms Imaginable!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

652 posted on 02/19/2003 10:34:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Next thing ya know we'll be FReepin' Broadway musicals...LOL!!

*LOL*, I dunno, I can feel a freep of Hillary Clinton singing 'There are Worse Things I Could Do' from Grease..

~Hillary shimmies up to the microphone~
''There are worse things I could do,
Than kiss and Arafat or two...'' (to be contd.)

653 posted on 02/19/2003 10:35:01 AM PST by Happygal
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To: sultan88
Good morning, sultan88. Great Freepin' tunes.
654 posted on 02/19/2003 10:47:52 AM PST by goldilucky
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To: Happygal; Mudboy Slim
"Les Mis is one of my favourite musicals (I can sing every word! *L*), last time I saw it was in The Point in Dublin when Colm Wilkenson (who played the original Jean Val Jean) reappeared in the role in his home town."

That must have been spectacular!
The US needs an A.G. like Inspector Javier to go after klintoon!
Ain't that right Mud?

My ex-wife, who tried to me culture and refine me, was really into musicals, and a talented singer, as well. What she lacked in her snooty personality, she compensated with her singing and acting ability.

Me, I can't sing a note, or act. Can't FReep a song , or do HAIKU either.
Which is why I'm just a groupie fan of ya'll here at "The Black Thread! LOL!

But I'm just full o' personality! ;^D

FRegards, FBD

655 posted on 02/19/2003 10:54:12 AM PST by FBD
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To: Happygal; Mudboy Slim
"*LOL*, I dunno, I can feel a freep of Hillary Clinton singing 'There are Worse Things I Could Do' from Grease.."


Let's hear it! I bet you can FReep it.
I'm lookin' forward to it, Happy Gal... Ya' might have a hard time gettin' Mud to sing it though...LOL!

FRegards,
FBD

656 posted on 02/19/2003 11:04:57 AM PST by FBD
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Mudboy Slim
The US needs an A.G. like Inspector Javier to go after klintoon!

Ain't THAT the truth. Actually you mentioning it reminded me of the song 'Stars' that Javert sings in Les Mis

Actually, I could see Mud as a Javert going after a Trés Miserable Klintoon

I've excerpted the good bits out of Javerts solo 'Stars' for ye Mud! ;-)

There, out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from grace
Fallen from grace
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face

He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flame
The sword!

And so it has been and so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!

Lord let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!

657 posted on 02/19/2003 11:13:51 AM PST by Happygal
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To: Happygal; Mudboy Slim
RE: "Fiddler On The Roof"

B.arbara S.treisand ruined that musical for me. My ex (a RINO) was a BIG B.S. fan... wanna guess whose Christmas music I had to listen to, in our house? =^(

Geez, I'd rather eat lutefisk, than listen to that bee-otch.
Walter Mathau once told B.arbara S.treisand:
"I've got more talent in my tiniest fart, than you have in your entire collective body of work." (rough quote.)
You was a good ol' guy, Walter.

658 posted on 02/19/2003 11:31:24 AM PST by FBD
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
"I've got more talent in my tiniest fart, than you have in your entire collective body of work." (rough quote.)

Rough quote? *LOL* When it comes to bruising the mammoth ego of Madame Streisand, one can never get rough enough! ;-)

659 posted on 02/19/2003 11:34:51 AM PST by Happygal
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To: Happygal
Uh oh...a showtune I wouldn't mind singin'...LOL!! My reputation's now...MUD
660 posted on 02/19/2003 11:37:48 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git Ashcroft Outta the DOJ!!!)
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