Satire: Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'

The Bee ^ | June 19, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

U.S. — Former President Trump has suddenly skyrocketed to 100% in the polls after host Joy Behar warned that Trump would ban The View from television if elected.

"Welp, that does it," said lifetime Democrat Dean Bochner after hearing the news. "I never imagined any scenario where I would punch a ballot for Donald Trump, but here we are."

According to pollsters, Trump now holds a one hundred point lead in every single state since the news broke. "We now project Trump winning literally every single vote in Seattle and San Francisco," said pollster Mark Allen. "Despite millions of voters maintaining strong disagreement with Trump about policy issues, the chance to get The View off the air is simply too good to pass up. It has turned every person in America into a single-issue voter."

In addition to cancelling The View, sources warned that a second Trump term would also lead to the banning of Rachel Maddow. "Whoa, you already sold me on Trump," said previous Biden super-donor Amy Langford. "I'll take that cherry on top right now though. I just had no idea what kind of good that orange man could do for society."

At publishing time, Trump had gained a 100% approval rating world-wide after Keith Olbermann announced he would launch himself into outer space if Trump wins again.

[Navy Patriot]

Finally, President Trump has found the issue that 100% of Americans care most about!

[Red Badger]

Bring back Rosie O’Donnell. At least she was funny............

[KingofZion]

More here:

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/06/19/joy-behar-trolled-after-claiming-trump-will-cancel-the-view-if-elected/

[griswold3]

It just couldn’t get any better than this:
During a heated conversation on a public platform, Rob Reiner declared that he would set himself on fire if Trump were to be elected president again.
Got my mallows, Graham and Hersheys ready!

[Eleutheria5]

The present cast is unconsciously funny.

[Eleutheria5]

I hear tell his head is made of meat;D

[Navy Patriot]

Thanks, King, Breitbart is reporting Behar is being "Mocked Hard".

Well, as long as it's Hard...

[Navy Patriot]

Please, please tell me when and where!

[Freest Republican]

This is awesome material!

It instantly brought a smile to my face.

Thanks for taking the time to post it.

[4Liberty]

😂

[Magnum44]

[Navy Patriot]

I aim to please!

[Right Brother]

HERE HE IS GOING OVER THE NOTES OF HER LAST VISIT....

[Qwapisking]

reiner on fire! he’d burn for hours.

[GreyFriar]

I remember reading a story on line, not satire, that “The View” was going to be canceled. Have I ‘mis-remembered’ that?

Of course I’ve seen mention that Whoopi was going to be fired, but that hasn’t happened, and I don’t expect it.

[mabarker1]

You might want to think about the toxic chemicals that his burning body would be emitting while on fire. I would think that the chemical taste (possibly like Creosote or burning Railroad Ties) would be pretty nasty, possibly even harmful to the Human Body...

That would make S’mores inedible.

[metmom]

I don’t know who keeps keywording *sacramento bee* in these articles, but it’s The Babylon Bee.

And a fine job on this one.

[Navy Patriot]

The Bee is pretty good!

[Eleutheria5]

Bring back Roseanne!

[Vaduz]

It’s why robotics was invented