Epstein suicide

ABC news

[Chengdu54]

Here we go

[Tunehead54]

"They just left a good sitation for hanging in his cell? Did he ask for rope?"

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A new report notes that a janitor accidentally left a small gallows in Epstein's cell.

Authorities remarked that his ability to kick the trap door lever with his hands tied behind his back and his feet tied at the ankles showed remarkable fitness for a man his age.

Where Epstein found the black bag over his head is under investigation. < /Satire >

[grey_whiskers]

"They just left a good sitation for hanging in his cell? Did he ask for rope?"

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A new report notes that a janitor accidentally left a small gallows in Epstein's cell.

Authorities remarked that his ability to kick the trap door lever with his hands tied behind his back and his feet tied at the ankles showed remarkable fitness for a man his age.

Where Epstein found the black bag over his head is under investigation.

< /Satire >

[Brilliant]

They didn’t think he’d be able to hang himself with his own intestines. Boy we’re they wrong.

[ImpBill]

My first thought exactly.

Arkancide!!!!! Help out Bill and Chelsea!!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Couldn’t have happened without the cooperation of the people who run the place.

And it wasn’t a suicide.

It was an Arkancide.

[Tunehead54]

I'm just looking forward to the whitewash; fabrications, outright lies and obfuscations. My bet is the suicide watch guy had an early breakfast at a nearby restaurant and was in the restroom reviewing the latest posts on Hillary's Media Matters for only an hour before discovering poor Mr. Epstein hanging from the portable gallows.

Authorities noted that the noose with 13 coils was remarkably well constructed as his obvious attempt to use his own intestines were apparently futile.

< /Satire>
< /Need to be careful here >

[trebb]

Yep - never saw that coming...especially after that mansion of his burned up a lot of evidence...

[Skepolitic]

Nothing to see here. Move along ...

[happytrumper]

Until several hospital witnesses can say they knew he was dead I won’t believe a word.

[morphing libertarian]

There is a level of suicide watch in which an officer sits outside your cell and has constant visual supervision, 24/7. When they need a break, another office takes their place. A prisoner like this should have been watched constantly especially after last weeks “attempt.”

I heard on ABC this morning, he had a “roommate.” This is inexplicable for a high profile prisoner who is a suicide risk.

[Tunehead54]

Luckily we have Wikipedia to assist:

The page "Arkancide" does not exist. You can ask for it to be created.

There were no results matching the query.

[Lockbox]

Jeffery was in a New York City jail not Federal.

[mad_as_he$$]

Pretty sure it was the Fed lockup.

[dp0622]

I don’t know how to find taglines.

I have to go to the actual post I think.

Following for 18 years and I still don’t know my way around!!

[bert]

I thought I read he was in a Federal Correctional Center

[Jim Noble]

The Metropolitan Correctional Center is a Federal prison.

[Skepolitic]

Two + years ago?????

Ruby Ridge and Waco were more like 30 years ago.

Since then the FBI has monumentally screwed up in the interest of the Deep State innumerable times. Many of the screw-ups were of such magnitude that it seems likely that they were Deep State conspiracies rather than ordinary bureaucratic screw-ups.

[Vinnie]

Wouldn’t his face be covered?

Exactly, unless they had a facsimile and squirreled the real Epstein out the back door.

[jpsb]

Oh, thanks for the correction.

[Nifster]

Wonder what the over under was