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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)
Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
Q. What is a cesarean section?
A. A womb with a view.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: scott7278
To: VA Voter
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “OK, how do you drive this thing?”
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posted on
08/23/2007 6:24:16 AM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Ann Coulter is My Press Secretary)
To: VA Voter
This may have already been submitted.
Sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center:
KEEP OFF THE GRASS
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posted on
08/23/2007 6:37:44 AM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Ann Coulter is My Press Secretary)
To: nuke rocketeer
Re: 192-201-—Help.......
I get Dr. Pepper and Cath-eagle. I am mist-defied on the eye, bull, heart-jail, peanut, bat.
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; martin_fierro; mikrofon; dighton
A good pun is its own reword.
To: VA Voter
Bookmark or post for later read...
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posted on
08/23/2007 7:11:16 AM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(Grond! Grond! Grond!)
To: Enterprise
“Trails in the sand” by Peter Dragon
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posted on
08/23/2007 7:17:29 AM PDT
by
wordsofearnest
(Thompson-Hunter not Hunter Thompson.)
To: VA Voter
I get Dr. Pepper and Cath-eagle. I am mist-defied on the eye, bull, heart-jail, peanut, bat. Eagle- Bird of Pray Bull - A bomb in a bull Peanut - A salted nut heart - cardiac arrest bat - baseball bat
To: nuke rocketeer
Ooops, missed one
Eye - Eye pod
To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
The "tards" are the ping list members - not necessarily the subject of the thread.
To: VA Voter
Why, this is a regular punorama!
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posted on
08/23/2007 8:40:36 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: quark
A Buddhist buys a hotdog. The vendor says, “That’s $4.50.” The Buddhist gives the vendor $5, and the vendor puts it in the cash register. “Hey, where’s my change!?” asks the Buddhist. The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”
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posted on
08/23/2007 9:58:10 AM PDT
by
Piranha
To: martin_fierro
Wow...she looks just like my manicurist!
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posted on
08/23/2007 10:01:30 AM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: nuke rocketeer
To: VA Voter
So this seal walks into a club...
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posted on
08/23/2007 11:12:58 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(It's up to us to keep it all from unraveling)
To: VA Voter
The bat is "Baseball bat".
Still working on the others.
-PJ
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posted on
08/23/2007 1:15:39 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: VA Voter
The eye might be "dandelion."
-PJ
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posted on
08/23/2007 1:17:28 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: VA Voter
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posted on
08/23/2007 1:43:16 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(Hurray! for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears the Single Star!)
To: VA Voter
This thread is going to start to unravel like a cheap joke.
To: OSHA
What do you call a thread moved to chat?Chat-ized. Duely noted and filed. :)
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