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Groaner Puns (Your favorite?)

Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter

Q. What is a cesarean section?

A. A womb with a view.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: scott7278

201 posted on 08/23/2007 5:33:13 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: VA Voter

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “OK, how do you drive this thing?”


202 posted on 08/23/2007 6:24:16 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Ann Coulter is My Press Secretary)
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To: VA Voter

This may have already been submitted.

Sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center:
KEEP OFF THE GRASS


203 posted on 08/23/2007 6:37:44 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy - Ann Coulter is My Press Secretary)
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To: nuke rocketeer

Re: 192-201-—Help.......

I get Dr. Pepper and Cath-eagle. I am mist-defied on the eye, bull, heart-jail, peanut, bat.


204 posted on 08/23/2007 6:53:28 AM PDT by VA Voter
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; martin_fierro; mikrofon; dighton

A good pun is its own reword.


205 posted on 08/23/2007 7:00:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pun CH line.)
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To: VA Voter

Bookmark or post for later read...


206 posted on 08/23/2007 7:11:16 AM PDT by Redcitizen (Grond! Grond! Grond!)
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To: Enterprise

“Trails in the sand” by Peter Dragon


207 posted on 08/23/2007 7:17:29 AM PDT by wordsofearnest (Thompson-Hunter not Hunter Thompson.)
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To: VA Voter
I get Dr. Pepper and Cath-eagle. I am mist-defied on the eye, bull, heart-jail, peanut, bat. Eagle- Bird of Pray Bull - A bomb in a bull Peanut - A salted nut heart - cardiac arrest bat - baseball bat
208 posted on 08/23/2007 7:21:17 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
Ooops, missed one

Eye - Eye pod

209 posted on 08/23/2007 7:22:05 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The "tards" are the ping list members - not necessarily the subject of the thread.

210 posted on 08/23/2007 8:28:09 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: VA Voter

Why, this is a regular punorama!


211 posted on 08/23/2007 8:40:36 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: quark

A Buddhist buys a hotdog. The vendor says, “That’s $4.50.” The Buddhist gives the vendor $5, and the vendor puts it in the cash register. “Hey, where’s my change!?” asks the Buddhist. The vendor replies, “Change comes from within.”


212 posted on 08/23/2007 9:58:10 AM PDT by Piranha
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To: martin_fierro

Wow...she looks just like my manicurist!


213 posted on 08/23/2007 10:01:30 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: nuke rocketeer

Thanks,


214 posted on 08/23/2007 10:53:37 AM PDT by VA Voter
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To: VA Voter
So this seal walks into a club...


215 posted on 08/23/2007 11:12:58 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (It's up to us to keep it all from unraveling)
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To: VA Voter
The bat is "Baseball bat".

Still working on the others.

-PJ

216 posted on 08/23/2007 1:15:39 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: VA Voter
The eye might be "dandelion."

-PJ

217 posted on 08/23/2007 1:17:28 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: VA Voter

Bump


218 posted on 08/23/2007 1:43:16 PM PDT by jonascord (Hurray! for the Bonny Blue Flag that bears the Single Star!)
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To: VA Voter
This thread is going to start to unravel like a cheap joke.
219 posted on 08/23/2007 2:06:53 PM PDT by anymouse
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To: OSHA
What do you call a thread moved to chat?

Chat-ized. Duely noted and filed. :)

220 posted on 08/23/2007 2:09:02 PM PDT by anymouse
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