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Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
Q. What is a cesarean section?
A. A womb with a view.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: freepun; humor; jokes; lol; pun; puns
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To: reg45
Of course when he’s arrested they’ll take him to the pound.
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posted on
08/22/2007 9:53:18 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: reg45
182
posted on
08/22/2007 9:54:42 PM PDT
by
GregoryFul
(how'd that get there?)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar
People were always amazed at how quickly the Knights of the Round Table solved problems. Said Sir Lancelot: “We use circular logic.”
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posted on
08/22/2007 9:58:51 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Enterprise
“We use circular logic.”
That’s joust plain awful.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:01:43 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: VA Voter
Actually these are malopropisms —
“It won’t be long now,” said the monkey, as he backed into the fan.
“I see,” said the blind man as he picked up the hammer and saw.
“Only seven more days,” Tom said weakly.
185
posted on
08/22/2007 10:03:16 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: elephantlips
““Does the name, Quasimodo ring a bell?”
I had a hunch you’d be back!”
Sorry you must be thinking of my brother who past away last year. He’s a dead ringer for Quasimodo.
To: Enterprise; Rennes Templar; mikrofon; speedy; Chena; LS; LexBaird
Au contrere.
Some of those Round Table Knights’ meetings went on for daze.
In fact, King Arthur, annoyed at the unproductive long meetings, decreed that the only sustenance would be a cocoa-flavored beverage made with milk and served by chubby pages.
And that’s the story of how we got Ovalteen.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:09:30 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Kimmers
To: Enterprise
I’m going to retire for the evening. Tired, my pens draggin. Hope to hear from some uthers tomorrow.
189
posted on
08/22/2007 10:12:20 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: potlatch
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One FReeper liked “To dye for!” during the 2004 campaign......
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:15:44 PM PDT
by
devolve
( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
To: devolve
[To dye for!” ]
Lol. When I was in highschool there was some occasion that caused me to put a couple of ‘blue’ streaks in my hair.
I know, sounds weird - anyway the blue in my blond hair turned green and wouldn’t wash out for some time!!
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:20:59 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
To: Rennes Templar
The worst medical profession has to be proctology.
You start at the bottom, and you stay there....
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posted on
08/23/2007 2:53:28 AM PDT
by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
To: Rennes Templar
"I’m going to retire for the evening. Tired, my pens draggin."
"Ya, there you go, blaming the dragon again. Sometimes I feel like the Geico Caveman. At least you didn't use the phrase 'my ass is dragon.' "
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posted on
08/23/2007 3:31:26 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: potlatch; devolve; The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: Enterprise
To: dirtbiker
To: VA Voter
To: martin_fierro
To: engrpat
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