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A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-19-03...A Christmas Contest: Play Santa
12/19/03
| FreeTheHostages
Posted on 12/18/2003 9:03:34 PM PST by FreeTheHostages
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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~ Billie, Mama_Bear, dansangel, dutchess, Aquamarine ~
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It's about time we give Christmas tips to the hostesses around here. Each of the five regular hostesses -- Billie, Mama_bear, Dansangel, Dutchess, and Aquamarine -- will receive one of the gifts pictured above (unless they prefer of course not to trust an erratic judge like me with their snail mail address, hee hee!).
But hmm, they've all been so good this year. Who should get which gift?? Play Santa the best and divvy up the gifts and you'll win a special prize! And yes hostesses *are* qualified to enter the contest win the surprise gift too. Of course, a holiday contest thread wouldn't be complete without silly rules, so here are mine: |
THE RULES
You know how wonderful our hostesses are And you know how hard they work. So pony up your Christmas tip And don't be a stingy jerk.
Above you see six pictured toys And your only job is a piece of cake: Write a poem of that explains Which gift each hostess should take.
Explain in your poem -- which need not rhyme Why which hostess should get which toy. If your poem is the best you'll win for yourself A surprise which will bring much joy.
To do well in this contest it will help to have read Some of the threads of this year. So you'll know, e.g., which hostess loves quilts And whose hot for George W. in flight gear.
But if you don't know, that's no excuse Not to offer a poem of praise. It's Christmas time and well we all know How much our hostesses deserve a raise.
As you can see from this poem my standards are low Regarding both meter and rhyme, But one key to winning is to be sure to enter By 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
They've worked so hard all year long And given you color, and graphics, and fun, and great joy. Please help play Santa for our lovely sistahs And you'll win a precious toy!
Now some of you may see six gifts And think that I'm the sixth But guess again and think real hard About who else should be on your list!
There's another who appears more often And delights you with his prose He should get a gift too and which one You'll also decide in your lovely poem.
Good luck and have fun and my final advice Is go for it and be sincere It's the thought that counts, not how "good" your poem Just share with us your good cheer! |
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KEYWORDS: contest; coulter; freepers; fun; military; patriotic; surprises; veterans
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To: The Thin Man
That's the most shameful display of self promotion I've ever seen! It pales in comparison to your Grinch-like sentiments and obvious favoritism.
See? We're two peas in a pod. Blecccch!
:-)
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posted on
12/19/2003 8:27:57 AM PST
by
dansangel
(*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
To: dansangel
If you really, really want a gift then try for the 2004 Quilt Engangement Calendar but leave the *good stuff* for someone more deserving. :-)
To: The Thin Man; FreeTheHostages
2004 Quilt Engangement Calendar I couldn't find that word in the dictionary, therefore I don't want it.
:-)
83
posted on
12/19/2003 8:37:56 AM PST
by
dansangel
(*PROUD to be a knuckle-dragging, toothless, inbred, right-wing, Southern, gun-toting Neanderthal *)
To: cyborg
Mikey doing his best O.J. impersonation ...![](http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/MichaelJacksonFleesPolice.JPG)
84
posted on
12/19/2003 8:45:02 AM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
To: FreeTheHostages; JohnHuang2
JH2?
Let's see....... The RNC Calendar
85
posted on
12/19/2003 8:45:13 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Saddam Hussien: The biggest WMD!)
To: Pippin
86
posted on
12/19/2003 9:05:06 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(.....)
To: tomkow6
ROTFLOL!
87
posted on
12/19/2003 9:10:36 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Saddam Hussien: The biggest WMD!)
To: The Thin Man; FreeTheHostages; All
Nothin' for Billie, she's been bad and her mistreatment of me is well-known
I pledge my prize
(of Nothin') Sayeth the Grinch
To he who can't be nice
Not even in a pinch.
:)
88
posted on
12/19/2003 9:23:04 AM PST
by
Billie
To: Billie
HEH! HEH! HEH!
89
posted on
12/19/2003 9:24:19 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Saddam Hussien: The biggest WMD!)
To: The Thin Man; FreeTheHostages; LadyX; Mama_Bear; dansangel; dutchess; Aquamarine; Billie
Nothin' for Mama_Bear, that would bring me great cheer
Nothin' for dansy, this, next or the following year
Nothin' for dutchess, now don't feel too blue
Nothin' for Aqua, if you don't like it, boo-hoo to you
Nothin' for Billie, she's been bad and her mistreatment of me is well-known
Give them all to the only one deserving, our ace reporter, Miss Maggie Malone!Well skinny, I have read all the abuse of our ladies I can handle
For you this year, ? COAL
![](http://www.onlinetitanicmuseum.com/coal.JPG)
I hope you learn from this, be and play nice.
Santa
90
posted on
12/19/2003 9:39:58 AM PST
by
The Mayor
(If God could Vote, he would vote with the Right wing conspiracy)
To: All
![](http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:J6mdbnHHqJ8C:mindmeld1009.tripod.com/tombstonerubbing.jpg)
I am deeply saddened
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posted on
12/19/2003 9:41:53 AM PST
by
The Mayor
(If God could Vote, he would vote with the Right wing conspiracy)
To: Billie
Looks like I get nothin' from you this year
Much to your chagrin that's music to my ear
'Fraid I'd be stuck with something you would bake
Be it cookies, a pie or even worse, a fruitcake
To: Billie
lol! very pretty poetry indeed
of course, The Thin Man's angst is the stuff of poetry
To: The Thin Man; Billie; Aquamarine; Mama_Bear; dansangel; dutchess
Give them all to the only one deserving
I'll give your entry all the consideration to which it is duly entitled.
To: Temple Owl; JohnHuang2
"Oh, and Santa should give JohnHuang2 a nice present too."
Definitely, per the last two stanza of my poem of rules, our King of Ping will not be forgotten. He's been a very good boy this year.
To: The Mayor
For you this year, ? COALA most thoughtful gift indeed. With all the coal I've received I'll most certainly stay warm this winter. :-)
To: The Thin Man; FreeTheHostages; The Mayor; Billie
Ebenezer Thin Man Scrooge
To: FreeTheHostages
I finished mine Monday.
The reason for the season
98
posted on
12/19/2003 10:04:14 AM PST
by
GailA
(Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
To: The Thin Man; Billie
Looks like I get nothin' from you this year
Much to your chagrin that's music to my ear
'Fraid I'd be stuck with something you would bake
Be it cookies, a pie or even worse, a fruitcake
Ode to the Thinnest of Men
When I wrote the rules I made sure to define The phrase "stingy jerk" with you in mind. Giving nothing to the hostesses would for you be An improvement over what we usually see.
All season long you've given Billie nothing but grief And now you appear like a cheat and a thief And seriously try to deprive all of gifts! Can their be any doubt where you are on Santa's lists?
Christmas is but a few days away. I emplore you know now to change your ways. Don't gamble with Santa, don't roll the dice. It's never too late to switch from naughty to nice.
Just five more days, that's all the time Left for you to repent and be kind. Do what you have to, eat ice cream, eat cake But find a way to be good, for goodness' sakes. |
To: FreeTheHostages; The Mayor
Don't miss my
entry (post 52) Free, it's my first (and last) poem. :)
Have you made your entry yet Mr. Mayor?
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