To: The Thin Man; Billie
Looks like I get nothin' from you this year
Much to your chagrin that's music to my ear
'Fraid I'd be stuck with something you would bake
Be it cookies, a pie or even worse, a fruitcake
Ode to the Thinnest of Men
When I wrote the rules I made sure to define The phrase "stingy jerk" with you in mind. Giving nothing to the hostesses would for you be An improvement over what we usually see.
All season long you've given Billie nothing but grief And now you appear like a cheat and a thief And seriously try to deprive all of gifts! Can their be any doubt where you are on Santa's lists?
Christmas is but a few days away. I emplore you know now to change your ways. Don't gamble with Santa, don't roll the dice. It's never too late to switch from naughty to nice.
Just five more days, that's all the time Left for you to repent and be kind. Do what you have to, eat ice cream, eat cake But find a way to be good, for goodness' sakes. |
To: The Thin Man; Billie
(Wow, that poem had a lot of typos! Hee hee: consider it my Christmas gift to you, TTM. ;)
To: FreeTheHostages
You win!
To: FreeTheHostages
Thank you for that wonderful ode to me. I'm very touched by your kind words that I know came straight from your heart.
To: FreeTheHostages; The Thin Man
Uh oh, Mr. The Thin Man is in trouble!
146 posted on
12/19/2003 11:29:04 AM PST by
dixie sass
(Meow, pfft, pfft, pfft - (hmmmm, claws needed sharpening))
To: FreeTheHostages; LadyX
You simply MUST read my post 99 and tell me what you think of my poetry, dear Maggie.
232 posted on
12/19/2003 6:28:06 PM PST by
FreeTheHostages
(Jesus Christ: the reason for the season)
To: FreeTheHostages
Whew! laying it into the thinman....
244 posted on
12/19/2003 7:44:49 PM PST by
The Mayor
(If God could Vote, he would vote with the Right wing conspiracy)
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