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Francis Praises Humility of BEANS
Gloria TV ^
| February 14, 2021
| Gloria TV
Posted on 02/14/2021 6:41:36 PM PST by ebb tide
Francis Praises Humility of BEANS
Few knew that February 10 was the UN’s "World Pulses Day" but Francis did and went on paying homage to the event.
He praised the humble, but nutritious beans, and the farmworkers who pick them. In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security.
Francis called to "be vigorous and resilient like legumes".
A priest commented to Gloria.tv, “Francis should urgently write an encyclical about the benefits of lettuce.”
TOPICS: Apologetics; Catholic
KEYWORDS: beans; comradefrancis; francischism; fullofbeans; fullofschiff; jokepope; liberationtheology; marxisttheology
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It looks like the political pope is more inclined to celebrate the U.N.'s "feast days" that the feast days of the Catholic Church. February 10th is the Feast Day of St Scholastica, but no mention of her.
Whoever heard of beans being "devoid of pride"?
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:41:36 PM PST
by
ebb tide
To: Al Hitan; DuncanWaring; Fedora; irishjuggler; Jaded; JoeFromSidney; kalee; markomalley; ...
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:42:16 PM PST
by
ebb tide
(We have a rogue curia in Rome.)
To: ebb tide
Reflect no luxury? Look at the Vatican.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:43:23 PM PST
by
Husker24
To: ebb tide
Now we know why he’s a gasbag.
To: ebb tide
Beans beans
the magical fruit!
The more you eat,
the more you toot!
The more you toot,
the better you feel!
Let’s have beans
at every meal!
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:49:45 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(No matter what, resist and stop the agenda of blow bidet and hairass the whore)
To: HighSierra5
Just keep in mind, a fart in Church can range anywhere from a venial sin, to a mortal sin, depending on the severity of it, so a person might have to go to confession, if those beans kick in while attending Mass.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:50:37 PM PST
by
Songcraft
To: ebb tide
Would it be impolite to say it sounds like Frankie is full of beans? (and I can remember when one took the pronouncements of the Vicar of Christ with a profound degree of seriousness).
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:50:37 PM PST
by
Stosh
To: ebb tide
Beans are regular Joes, not like those haughty carrots or uppity corn.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:51:11 PM PST
by
dead
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPC8zB-JPSg)
To: ebb tide
Beans are regular Joes, not like those haughty carrots or uppity corn.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:51:12 PM PST
by
dead
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPC8zB-JPSg)
To: ebb tide
He forgot to mention how beans are good for your heart.
To: ebb tide
Comrade Francis is full of them (beans)
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:51:56 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: ebb tide
Peas on Earth, goodwill toward men.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:54:52 PM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: ebb tide
We already learned all we need to know about beans from Blazing Saddles.
To: ebb tide
In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security. I am so very sorry.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:55:27 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
To: Husker24
He also told us that we have a duty to follow the dictates of the United Nations.
The pro-abortion U.N.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:56:14 PM PST
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys )
To: ebb tide
He’s probably posing in celebration of the ‘poor folks’ whom he perceives eat a lot of beans because they can’t afford meat.
(Doesn’t the Pope have more important things to attend? And how often does he actually eat beans? I’d like to see an example of the papal menu.)
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:57:50 PM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: ebb tide
They are the musical fruit.
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posted on
02/14/2021 6:59:25 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: ebb tide
This is definitely one of the weirdest things he’s done so far. But maybe the pachamama like legumes...who knows?
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posted on
02/14/2021 7:00:22 PM PST
by
livius
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
02/14/2021 7:00:31 PM PST
by
ETL
(REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
To: ebb tide
He praised the humble, but nutritious beans, and the farmworkers who pick them. In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security. Francis called to "be vigorous and resilient like legumes".
The world is so insane that I really cannot tell if this is satire or not.
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posted on
02/14/2021 7:00:35 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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