Francis Praises Humility of BEANS

Gloria TV ^ | February 14, 2021 | Gloria TV

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Francis Praises Humility of BEANS

Few knew that February 10 was the UN’s "World Pulses Day" but Francis did and went on paying homage to the event.

He praised the humble, but nutritious beans, and the farmworkers who pick them. In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security.

Francis called to "be vigorous and resilient like legumes".

A priest commented to Gloria.tv, “Francis should urgently write an encyclical about the benefits of lettuce.”

[ebb tide]

It looks like the political pope is more inclined to celebrate the U.N.'s "feast days" that the feast days of the Catholic Church. February 10th is the Feast Day of St Scholastica, but no mention of her.

Whoever heard of beans being "devoid of pride"?

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Bergoglio Barf Alert

[Husker24]

Reflect no luxury? Look at the Vatican.

[HighSierra5]

Now we know why he’s a gasbag.

[freedumb2003]

Beans beans
the magical fruit!
The more you eat,
the more you toot!
The more you toot,
the better you feel!
Let’s have beans
at every meal!

[Songcraft]

Just keep in mind, a fart in Church can range anywhere from a venial sin, to a mortal sin, depending on the severity of it, so a person might have to go to confession, if those beans kick in while attending Mass.

[Stosh]

Would it be impolite to say it sounds like Frankie is full of beans? (and I can remember when one took the pronouncements of the Vicar of Christ with a profound degree of seriousness).

[dead]

Beans are regular Joes, not like those haughty carrots or uppity corn.

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Beans are regular Joes, not like those haughty carrots or uppity corn.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

He forgot to mention how beans are good for your heart.

[ETL]

Comrade Francis is full of them (beans)

[gundog]

Peas on Earth, goodwill toward men.

[mkmensinger]

We already learned all we need to know about beans from Blazing Saddles.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security.

I am so very sorry.

[Slyfox]

He also told us that we have a duty to follow the dictates of the United Nations.

The pro-abortion U.N.

[Jamestown1630]

He’s probably posing in celebration of the ‘poor folks’ whom he perceives eat a lot of beans because they can’t afford meat.

(Doesn’t the Pope have more important things to attend? And how often does he actually eat beans? I’d like to see an example of the papal menu.)

[BenLurkin]

They are the musical fruit.

[livius]

This is definitely one of the weirdest things he’s done so far. But maybe the pachamama like legumes...who knows?

[ETL]

[KarlInOhio]

He praised the humble, but nutritious beans, and the farmworkers who pick them. In a message, he noted that pulses are a “noble food,” are “devoid of pride,” and reflect “no luxury” while they strengthen global food security.

Francis called to "be vigorous and resilient like legumes".

The world is so insane that I really cannot tell if this is satire or not.