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Robin Williams Peace Plan (Hard to argue with this logic!) or ?
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| Robin Williams
Posted on 08/01/2003 9:35:06 AM PDT by VU4G10
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy, but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
--Robin Williams
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hollywoodleft; peace; plan; robin; robinwilliams; williams; yougotmail
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To: VU4G10
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:46:54 AM PDT
by
VU4G10
(Have You Forgotten?)
To: ICX
Hard to believe this is from the actor/comedian Robin Williams.
To: Scott from the Left Coast
I agree on 7 8, but not 2 why should we apologize to any nation,
To: underbyte
I'd like to see the plan implemented as well, but it's never gonna happen--just look how hard it is to get the government to even admit that they have the responsiblity to keep our borders secure, let alone do anything about it.
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:48:41 AM PDT
by
nravoter
(Try new "Howard Dean": from the makers of Michael Dukakis)
To: VU4G10
Whoever attributed this to Robin Williams was trying to give the commie SOB a heart attack.
To: HEY4QDEMS
This has been posted here and other sites hundreds of times. It is also a hoax.
Seems like more than hundreds.....
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:50:39 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Thanks for the memories!)
To: RoughDobermann
Actually, it was written by George Carlin.
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:53:10 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
To: HEY4QDEMS
Not all of it. The last line is supposed to be true.
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:53:32 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: VU4G10
It was written by Barbara Streisand.
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posted on
08/01/2003 9:57:15 AM PDT
by
jlogajan
To: Texas_Jarhead
**Hard to believe this is from the actor/comedian Robin Williams. **
It isn't. It's a hoax.
To: Scott from the Left Coast
You what's really scarey? About 7 or 8 of these make sense. True, but 1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
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8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
are just off the wall and reflect some duh leanings.
Apologize for our interference?? Not send help and greetings to places assaulted by a natural catastrophe??
And #10 is - well - not necessary for everyone. ;-)
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posted on
08/01/2003 10:00:56 AM PDT
by
fortunecookie
(longtime lurker and new poster)
To: homeschool mama
Hoax or not, if implemented, the entire world would soon be begging for the "nasty" old U.S. of A. to forgive them for their previously piss-poor attitude toward us, and to please, please return to being the planet's policeman/janitor/soup kitchen/whipping boy.
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posted on
08/01/2003 10:06:09 AM PDT
by
Gargantua
(Embrace clarity.)
To: nravoter
Yep, you are right, things have to hit a critical Mass for anybody to do anything.
The fact that internet posts like this hit a nerve indicates a general support for these kinds of measures.
another 911 or a military confrontation with the chicoms combined with some French/UN duplicity may push this kind of plan into action. Though that's not how I want to get there.
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posted on
08/01/2003 10:10:53 AM PDT
by
underbyte
(Arrogance will drop your IQ 50 points)
To: RoughDobermann
The Internet Hoax Fab Four!
Ill have to add Robin Williams later.
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posted on
08/01/2003 10:28:55 AM PDT
by
dead
(Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
To: VU4G10
35
posted on
08/01/2003 10:35:31 AM PDT
by
tang-soo
Comment #36 Removed by Moderator
To: VU4G10
37
posted on
08/01/2003 10:55:46 AM PDT
by
Gaelic
To: VU4G10
When I posted this a few weeks back the admin moderator pulled it because it is a
hoax.
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posted on
08/01/2003 11:14:08 AM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help support terrorism.)
To: VU4G10
I have absolutely no us for the three stooges,: Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg and Billy Crystal.
To: Spiff
He is.
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posted on
08/01/2003 12:00:25 PM PDT
by
sauropod
("Come over here and make me. I dare you. You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake.")
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