Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should NEVER Be President!

July 18, 2003 | sweetliberty

[sweetliberty]

This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.

Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.

I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.

[MeekOneGOP]

Hehe ! I love that one.
First time I've posted that one. Just found it a day or 2 ago . . .

[sweetliberty]

Don't know if I've seen that one before or not.

[NorseWood]

Hillary: Commander and Thief

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Because she has 666 on her scalp.

[JulieRNR21]

Hillary has already been 'Co-President' for 8 years so the 22 Amendment prevents her from running again!

Remember Bubba said that we would get a 'two-fer' with his election!

[JulieRNR21]

Hillary has already been 'Co-President' for 8 years so the 22 Amendment prevents her from running again!

Remember Bubba said that we would get a 'two-fer' with his election!

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[sweetliberty]

Final List

10) "Because condoms and crack pipes really aren't appropriate Christmas tree ornaments." (sweetliberty)

9) "Bill Clinton back at the White House sink." (kattracks)

8) "Because there's nothing left in the White House that the Clinton's haven't already taken." (rs79bm)

7) "Hail to the Chief" replaced with "I am Woman" (irishtenor)

6) "Bill holding "Teas" with visiting First Ladies (Nice dress, does it unzip?)" (irishtenor)

5) "Because she couldn't tell the truth (about anything) if her life depended on it." (I'm ALL Right!)

4) "White House staff still cleaning up broken crockery and glassware from the previous administration." (BradyLS)

3) "Eleanor Roosevelt as White House Advisor" (Chad Fairbanks)

2) "She wants you to believe she was naive enough not to know of Bill's sexcapades, but sophisticated enough to handle the most important job in the world." (Vigilanteman)

And the number one reason that Hillary should NEVER be president is:

1) That woman, in one of her moods, with her finger on the BUTTON!!! (irishtenor)

Since there were few complete lists, the final list is a composite of several contributions. First place goes to "irishtenor' for having both the most on the list and the number #1 reason that Hillary should never be president.. Congratulations! If you FReepmail me your address, we will get your book out to you. It might take about a week since I will be out of town and we have the 2 FReeps next weekend.

Thanks for playing everybody!

[SevenDaysInMay]

Hillary proclaimed, "The Party is the Nation."

I don't recall when or where but I heard her screech her warning in a video segment or on radio.

[Impy]

:sniff:

[autoresponder]

A long list of felonies and mizterymeaners was posted as a comment on a FR thread in the last 4 days or so.

Sorry I cannot tell you which thread.

Very detailed and no made up stuff.

Specifics going way back.

Hope this could give you a lead to sources already out there to study, cull, correct, add to, and set up.

Good idea.

Sock 'em good.

[ReleaseTheHounds]

Keeping it simple: can you possibly imagine 4 years of hearing that screeching and lying on a daily basis?