Posted on 07/18/2003 8:31:30 PM PDT by sweetliberty
This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.
Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.
I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.
From David Letterman:
Top Ten Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans 10. "Read My Lips -- No New Interns" 9. "Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long" 8. "Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different Clinton?" 7. "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign" 6. "Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife" 5. "You Give Me A Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Give You A Job" 4. "Still Not Indicted As Of Early '99!" 3. "From Perjury To Albany" 2. "Building A Bridge To The 21st Century, And Pushing My Husband Over It" 1. "Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Go Back To Arkansas" Top Ten Ways Hillary Clinton Can Ruin Her Approval Rating 10. Sell priceless White House antiques to support her crack habit. 9. Change her official title to "First Lady of Soul." 8. Launch crusade to get every child in America hooked on chewing tobacco. 7. Dash into elevators, hit buttons of floors nobody wants to go to, dash back out. 6. Become pregnant with the child of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. 5. Admit she had a hand in developing the new Tom Arnold show. 4. Write children's book called The Little Engine That Hid Whitewater Documents Then Lied About It. 3. Beat Al Gore to death with a rake. 2. Become stripper and change name to "Hillary Hooters." 1. Publish her love letters to Saddam Hussein. Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton is Running for President 10. Jogging shorts getting shorter and shorter 9. During press conferences stands behind Bill and makes "He's nuts" hand gestures 8. Has been practicing dropping her pants in front of White House staffers 7. Vote for Hillary found shaved into the fur of Socks the cat 6. Lately she's been eating more french fries than Bill 5. Has been encouraging Gennifer Flowers to have affairs with potential Republican opponents 4. Bill: "Good Morning, dear" -- Hillary: "You're goin' dowwwn, sucker!" 3. She's lined up Tony Randall to sing at her Inaugural Ball 2. Keeps barging into Oval office and hollering, "Bubba, get your fat ass outta my chair!" 1. Refers to Bill as "the First Lady"
2. Would you trust anyone who says she trusts Bill?
3. Saturday morning broadcasts from the White House = SCREAM FESTS
4. Turnstiles re-installed at the White House
5. Excessive overtime pay for IRS agents conducting audits on Conservatives/Republicans
6. Bill Clinton back at the White House sink.
7. Hillary Healthcare whether you want it or not.
8.A prez with PMS 24/7/365.
9. Because no one should, you know, have to listen to, you know, that voice droning on and on, you know, on any regular, you know, basis.
10. She wants her village to raise your kids.
She does not allow her underlings to look her in the eye...
Well, they can.....if they dare. Of course they will be turned to stone, but then those who believe her lies are likely to be dumb enough to think they can look at her too.
This is also very good:
7. She wants you to believe she was naive enough not to know of Bill's sexcapades, but sophisticated enough to handle the most important job in the world.
Let me also add:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Would you trust the defense of our nation against al Qaeda, North Korea and the like to Hillary Clinton?
And the simple:
She's a liar. Plain and simple.
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