Top Ten Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should NEVER Be President!

July 18, 2003 | sweetliberty

[sweetliberty]

This coming weekend the Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers will be having a double-header FReep of Hillary's Arkansas booksignings. When people have found out what we're doing they invariably ask "why?" The fact that they even have to ask is a testament to how poorly informed many people are in Arkansas and could well explain how they managed to elect Bill Clinton in the first place. Some actually seem surprised at the answer, "BECAUSE WE DON'T EVER, EVER WANT THE CLINTONS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!" This is usually followed by another "why?" These people are not being sarcastic. They really don't know.

Our primary reason for these FReeps is to educate the ignorant. Travelgirl is compiling a serious list of Clinton crimes and outrages to give to anyone who is interested. But I was talking this evening with stop_the_rats and as we were discussing the average IQ of the koolaid drinkers who will likely be there standing in line for a 10 second audience with "Her Heinous", stop_the_rats thought that a simple and humorous Top 10 list would be in order, and of course, who are the wittiest and most creative and intelligent people to come up with these things? Why, FReepers of course.

I think most FReepers are bored of the latest celebrity sexcapades and rather stressed over the RATs' constant trashing of the president, so look at this as comic relief for the weekend and as an opportunity to have a voice at the FReeps. Since contests seem to appeal to FReepers, we decided to make it interesting by offering a copy of Ann Coulter's book, TREASON, to the best Top 10 list, so for those of you disappointed by the tagline contest, here's another chance. Stop_the_rats and I will do the final judging, but we will weigh the opinions of other Hog Wild FReepers. Judging will conclude at 9 pm Sunday night and the winner will be announced on Monday.

[sweetliberty]

Keep it simple. Keep it "pithy". Keep it painfully truthful. And HAVE FUN with it.

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[rs79bm]

And the number one reason: "Because there's nothing left in the White House that the Clinton's haven't already taken."

[sweetliberty]

Ping!

Free, I hope you don't mind that we "borrowed" your idea.

[Western Patriot]

reason 10.) She's just coming back to get the matching chair for her dining room set.

[dts32041]

bfl

[I'm ALL Right!]

Because she couldn't tell the truth (about anything) if her life depended on it.

[Mo1]

Hmmm ... I'll have clean up the list before I can post it

They got rules around this place about bad lanuage

[cavtrooper21]

...because we just got all the beer cans and junked cars cleaned up from the last time the trailer trash lived there!!!

[PhilDragoo]

It would become the Purple House

[sweetliberty]

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[irishtenor]

Bill as First Lady.

[Mo1]

She Doesn't Recall ??

[Mia T]

eyes wide shut

EPILOGUE: (ADDITIONAL AUDIO)
Hear Christopher Shays: "The bottom line: HE DID RAPE BROADDRICK."

When Alex kills a woman during a rape, Alex is sent to prison.
When clinton rapes women, girls, his country and God knows what else. . .
and kills? --- check out those fourscore-plus deaths, please!
And don't forget the wag-the-dog, desperately-seeking-a-legacy bombings,
or the cold-blooded Ricky Ray Rector execution---
not clinton but society is imprisoned,
imprisoned in clinton's
besmirched, semen-stained, feckless presidency.
 

A risible and repulsive result;
yet not even the punch line.

While Alex is conditioned in prison with aversion therapy,
transmuted into a moral robot who becomes nauseated
by the mere thought of sex and violence,
bill clinton and his Thought Police,
in a perverse reverse aversion,
have conditioned society's collective brain
into not mere acquiescence but twisted admiration.
 

In the end,
if clinton's arrogant, ruthless, reckless nature is restored to him,
it seems the joke will be on all of us,
for it will be a victory for infinite victimhood and irresponsibility,
for seduction, for violence, for nihilism, for anarchy.
 

We will have set apart clinton as the hero
by making his victims less human than he;
we will have allowed clinton to carefully estrange us from his victims
so that we can enjoy the rapes and the beatings
as much as clinton himself does.

Mia T, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

The REAL "Living History" -- clintoplasmodial slime

 

^{Q ERTY8}missus clinton's REAL virtual office update bump

[irishtenor]

10. Not enough flying ashtrays and lamps to last 4 more years
9. "Old Crusty" to the rescue for formal occasions
8. New York will lose their "Smartest Senator" ever
7. "Hail to the Chief" replaced with "I am Woman"
6. Bill as Co-President
5. We'll have to look at pictures of Chelsea again
4. Bill holding "Teas" with visiting First Ladies (Nice dress, does it unzip?)
3. Mobil homes on the front lawn, again
2. Babs happy enough to tour again
1. That woman, in one of her moods, with her finger on the BUTTON!!!

[Mia T]

THE CLINTONS--AMERICA'S BIGGEST BLUNDER
Hear Bush 41 Warn Us--October 19, 1992*

Q ERTY6_ENTROPY BUMP!

hear

*Thanx to Cloud William for text and audio

 

LEHRER: President Bush, your closing statement, sir.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Three weeks from now--two weeks from tomorrow, America goes to the polls and you're going to have to decide who you want to lead this country ...

On foreign affairs, some think it's irrelevant. I believe it's not. We're living in an interconnected world...And if a crisis comes up, ask who has the judgment and the experience and, yes, the character to make the right decision?

And, lastly, the other night on character Governor Clinton said it's not the character of the president but the character of the presidency. I couldn't disagree more. Horace Greeley said the only thing that endures is character. And I think it was Justice Black who talked about great nations, like great men, must keep their word.

And so the question is, who will safeguard this nation, who will safeguard our people and our children? I need your support, I ask for your support. And may God bless the United States of America.

(Applause)

 

play tape

 

^{Q ERTY8}missus clinton's REAL virtual office update bump

 

[Coleus]

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[Maigrey]

Truth is a 4 letter word.