10) "Because condoms and crack pipes really aren't appropriate Christmas tree ornaments." (sweetliberty)
9) "Bill Clinton back at the White House sink." (kattracks)
8) "Because there's nothing left in the White House that the Clinton's haven't already taken." (rs79bm)
7) "Hail to the Chief" replaced with "I am Woman" (irishtenor)
6) "Bill holding "Teas" with visiting First Ladies (Nice dress, does it unzip?)" (irishtenor)
5) "Because she couldn't tell the truth (about anything) if her life depended on it." (I'm ALL Right!)
4) "White House staff still cleaning up broken crockery and glassware from the previous administration." (BradyLS)
3) "Eleanor Roosevelt as White House Advisor" (Chad Fairbanks)
2) "She wants you to believe she was naive enough not to know of Bill's sexcapades, but sophisticated enough to handle the most important job in the world." (Vigilanteman)
And the number one reason that Hillary should NEVER be president is:
1) That woman, in one of her moods, with her finger on the BUTTON!!! (irishtenor)
Since there were few complete lists, the final list is a composite of several contributions. First place goes to "irishtenor' for having both the most on the list and the number #1 reason that Hillary should never be president.. Congratulations! If you FReepmail me your address, we will get your book out to you. It might take about a week since I will be out of town and we have the 2 FReeps next weekend.
Thanks for playing everybody!