Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Post #16 should have read this way:

Mud the DemonRATS will never regain their power in the Congress until they have refuted the KorruptKlintonKlan's past, IMHO...MUD

CB88 I wish I could agree with ya', mud....but, we've already seen, America has a very short memory. Give it another ten years from now, America will forget.

Although it was pretty amusing the way I posted it. LOL

[conservativemusician]

MMMMUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD!!!!!!!..............is back.

[conservativemusician]

It was definitely funnier at post#16!

[Mudboy Slim]

WOW...check out this story!!

"The real reason I was reluctant was that Bill Clinton had tried to beat me up in May of 1990 as he, you, Gloria Cabe, and I were together in the Arkansas governor's mansion. At the time, Bill was worried that he was falling behind his democratic primary opponent and verbally assaulted me for not giving his campaign the time he felt it deserved. Offended by his harsh tone, I turned and stalked out of the room. Bill [Clinton] ran after me, tackled me, threw me to the floor of the kitchen in the mansion and cocked his fist back to punch me. You grabbed his arm and, yelling at him to stop and get control of himself, pulled him off me. Then you walked me around the grounds of the mansion in the minutes after, with your arm around me, saying, "He only does that to people he loves."

SHEEEEESH...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry, that quote's from Dick Morris...MUD

[freedomson]

Sorry to be a critic but, you should study more of weird Al Yankovic's parodies because that guy really knows how to turn a phrase.

[iceskater]

Hey!
Thanks for the ping.
Welcome back Mud - you were missed.
Sorry that I missed your birthday, Mud. Hope it was fun. Welcome to the over 40 crowd. It's really not too bad. Most of the time. Today, I'm feeling my age though (back/hip problem requiring physical therapy). As my Russian skating coach said, if you're over 40 and wake up in the morning without feeling an ache or pain somewhere, then you're probably dead! LOL. I think he's right about that.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see... Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!

One of these days, due to the mudboy's hard work, some tough SOB is gonna tell Slick to "Put some ice on those bruises", after he finishes having his way with the Slick boy.

[MeekOneGOP]

More bump images HERE !

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

You rang ?? :O)

Uh, haz anybahdy
seed hillary ??

[goldilucky]

I think that Bush should be impeached because he looked the other way when it came time to seriously bringing charges against the Clintons when they should be wearing orange jumpsuits! The only reason that Hillary will be running for office in 2004 is because the current presidency is backing her all the way! Sorry to say that but its not just a Democratic thing. It's a CFR thing!

[goldilucky]

morning bump

[jla]

The Infamous MudCave

So exactly what were ya up to the last several weeks that your abode is now declared Infamous?
Grass finally start growin' under that tree or something?

[sultan88]

"MMMMUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD!!!!!!!..............is back."

Ain't it GREAT. Now I can get on with life.

[FBD]

Thanks for the ping, CB.
It's about darn time you started another thread, Mud!

BTW Mud, I got the pics back, thanks. But I thought you wuz gonna send me a hi-fidelity tape of yer parody songs...wuzzup wid dat?

[sultan88]

"...you should study more of weird Al Yankovic's parodies because that guy really knows how to turn a phrase."

Are you being whimsical or what??? Since when did Weird Al sing parodies about bringing the Klintons to Justice????

[cherry_bomb88]

OMG...Ok....I'm changing my sign for the FReeping of Hitlery's book signing here in Chicago....LOL...not sure what yet, but it's going to have something to do with that passage!

[cherry_bomb88]

Sorry to be a critic but, you should study more of weird Al Yankovic's parodies because that guy really knows how to turn a phrase.

Wierd Al's phrases are intended to be "non-sensical" and appeal to a wide variety of listeners therefore he can be more free with the phrases and just be down right "goofy".

Mud's parodies, on the other hand, have a direct & specific audiance. One with a political mind set and most generally of above average intelligence. They must stick to the issues to accomplish the goals.

One of the first rules of writing (which I believe absolutely applies to music/lyrics as well) is know who your audiance is before you write it. ;o)

Weird Al is awesome, but he's going for Top 40/broad appeal....Mud's going for appeal to the conservatives...he could careless about Top 40. :o) Same with the rest of us in here that "FReep" songs...they must stay true to the rythym of the original song, make sense and expose the issues.

[FBD]

This Friday night, I am going to see:

The Moody Blues

I'll fill you all in as to how awesome it was. You may all proceed to envy me now...go ahead, it's OK! ;^D