Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

wahooooooooooooooooooooooo.....mud did it!!!

Mud, does this mean yer conceeding the bet to 'Dru?????

[Mudboy Slim]

I AIN'T CONCEDIN' DIDDLEY...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

It's ok...you still have what....61 days??? LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

DaPunk's incompetency is starting to show, though, and once the DemonRAT bigwigs call fer his head, the Vast, LeftWingMedyuhWhore'd will allow T-Mac to be fed to the wolves fer his corruption. I can taste them scrumptious bratwurst samwiches already...LOL!!

Always the optomist...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

it could happen...and I'm being quite serious...we've all seen how they turn on their own and throw them as a sacrafice to appease the conservative gods. LOL...I mean, look at Jayson Blair....most recent "unvirgin" sacrafice they threw us.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...look at Jayson Blair"

Please...NO!!! Ain't that moron's 15 minutes up YET?!!

SHEEEEESH...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

ok...lol...just point being....they will let the weakest "sheep" fall behind to be left as the sacrificial lamb...that's how they are :o) They'd let T MC be the offering before Billy Bob & Hitlery

[Mudboy Slim]

"they will let the weakest "sheep" fall behind to be left as the sacrificial lamb...that's how they are :o)"

Agreed...still, T-Mac knows where the Clinton skeletons are buried and as long as the KorruptKlintonKlan's callin' the shots fer the RATs, McAuliffe's likely to maintain his "GoldenBoyStatus." "They'd let T MC be the offering before Billy Bob & Hitlery"

Sure, but their futures are inter-linked, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...sorry to miss yer B-day, CB88...yer still lookin' hot fer a 29-year-old...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

so we need for Dashing Daschle & the likes to turn on the Kllintoons & offer them up to the conservative gods in order to further their careers??? hmmmm, that could work!

[cherry_bomb88]

BTW...sorry to miss yer B-day, CB88...yer still lookin' hot fer a 29-year-old...MUD

Bless you my son....all is forgiven now! lol

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Bellbottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And if I could choose...a rage to ignite...
It would be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but We're ALL Right!!
The Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win The Fight!!
RATScum best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOH!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right must Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Left don't like RAPE!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, RATS don't like RAPE!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!
Until then, the DemonRAT Party will continue to IMPLODE!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

btw....Skee & Skinner...the only liberal talk show that they stuck in the Sunday midslot on our otherwise conservative radio station....mentioned FR as part of the "vast right-wing conspiracy" LMAO

I called and gripped at Nancy SKinner one day and she cut me off, of course, because I was exposing her lies to the Chicagoland audiance....really an easy thing to do.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we need for Dashing Daschle & the likes to turn on the Kllintoons & offer them up to the conservative gods in order to further their careers???"

D'Asshole's a deadmanwalkin', IMHO, but somebody's gonna haveta take the bull by the horns to rid the RAT Party of the Clintonian stench...the DemonRATS will never regain their power in the Congress until they have refuted the KorruptKlintonKlan's past, IMHO...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

BTW...sorry to miss yer B-day, CB88...yer still lookin' hot fer a 29-year-old...MUD

I wish I could agree with ya', mud....but, we've already seen, America has a very short memory. Give it another ten years from now, America will forget.

[cherry_bomb88]

ok....I'm tired...I was copying and pasting your comment about the clintons needing to be eradicated from the DemonRat party before they Demons could retake the congress....sorry....I'm off to bed!

[Mudboy Slim]

"mentioned FR as part of the "vast right-wing conspiracy"

A lotta that going around, and rightly so, IMHO...the Left tries to pretend we're getting our marchin' orders here, but the fact is we see something that needs our attention and we flow to do what's right...ya gotta love it!!

I'm gonna hit the sack...let folks know that XX's up and running if you get the chance.

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL...it's funnier this way though!!! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

...let folks know that XX's up and running if you get the chance

Done!

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