1 posted on
05/11/2003 10:13:14 PM PDT by
MikalM
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To: MikalM
How do you scream really loud on a keyboard?
2 posted on
05/11/2003 10:16:30 PM PDT by
ladyinred
To: MikalM
I reeaally thought this one was from the Onion.
3 posted on
05/11/2003 10:16:59 PM PDT by
F16Fighter
(Democrats -- The Party of Stalin and Chiraq)
To: MikalM
4 posted on
05/11/2003 10:18:06 PM PDT by
Jean S
To: MikalM
has printed T-shirts that read, "Don't Partially Hydrogenate Me"
Fine, then! Don't eat the damn cookies!
5 posted on
05/11/2003 10:19:19 PM PDT by
July 4th
To: MikalM
whatever.
people here are getting so fat, that i told a clerk at wal-mart that they should offer a forklift service to get them in and out of the store.
she wasn't amused.
6 posted on
05/11/2003 10:20:02 PM PDT by
liberalnot
(what democrats fear the most is democracy.)
To: MikalM
I'd say the lawyer is a Nazi, except I know he's merely greedy.
7 posted on
05/11/2003 10:20:05 PM PDT by
WaterDragon
(Only America has the moral authority and the resolve to lead the world in the 21st Century.)
To: MikalM
Hold Muh Oreos N Dunkin' Em In Milk Alert!
11 posted on
05/11/2003 10:26:06 PM PDT by
goldstategop
( In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: MikalM
I wonder how this stuff affects type two diabetics and people with triglyceride problems and lipidemia. Certain cookies knock me flat on my back.
13 posted on
05/11/2003 10:27:21 PM PDT by
RLK
To: MikalM
All Nabisco (or any other really large company) should do is put an ad out for a hitman.
Make lawyers think twice. This is insane.
15 posted on
05/11/2003 10:28:30 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
To: MikalM
Trans fats are just yummy and haven't hurt my heart one b
To: MikalM
Let's go back to good old palm oil, tallow, and lard. Not a single trans fat in any of those.
I tried a tub of one of those "healthy" non trans fat margarines. Called Smart Balance or something like that. It's hardened with palm oil. It doesn't taste all that bad going down but the aftereffects are like that of having consumed axle grease.
To: MikalM
A cardiologist friend will not go near trans fat. Bad stuff, evidently.
To: MikalM
When I first saw the title, I thought the thread was going to focus on the new product that is chocolate on the inside and white on the outside. Alas, the isn't cookie racism. We have equal opportunity bashing of all races of Oreo.
On the rare occasion that I consume an Oreo cookie, my preference is the green, minty insides with the chocolate cookie outside. Does anyone know if the orange insides have an orange flavoring around Halloween?
25 posted on
05/11/2003 10:46:48 PM PDT by
Myrddin
To: MikalM
Ha ha, when I first saw the headline I thought Oreos were being banned because they were politically incorrect! Man I need to get out of this place, it's starting to mess with my head. :D
26 posted on
05/11/2003 10:49:19 PM PDT by
BamaGirl
To: MikalM
It just keeps getting better.
A liberal idiot in the governor's mansion, ultraliberal ideologs in the legislature and dumb f---s with way to much time and money in the court system.
I'm surprised no one has contacted California for it's movie rights.
To: MikalM
they are going to start a black market for oreo cookies!
To: MikalM
Today they ban Oreo cookies, tomorrow chocolate, the day after steak, eggs, bacon, then they follow with milk, and so on.
Pretty soon we will get a "government approved nutricious food pack" to be handed out by the government, all other food will be banned because it's not healthy. It's all for our own good, of course. And naturally all farms, food factories have to be owned by the government.
Then of course there will be no need for us to keep any of our money, the government will just take 100% right up front, and they will provide us withe healthy food, appropriate clothes, shoes (after all, heels are not healthy for women, so they shouldn't be worn)...
Welcome to communist "utopia".
To: MikalM
They came after the tobacco companies. They came after SUV's. They came after meat-eaters. They came after loggers. They came after gun owners. They came after the religious. They came after the wealthy. They came after hunters. They came after pro-military patriots. They came after constitutionalists. They came after pro-lifers. They came after dairy farmers. They're coming after cookies.
Isn't it soon time to wage another revolt?
To: MikalM
Lawsuit seeks to ban sale of Oreos to children in California"Mister, here's $40. Can you buy me a nudie mag, a bottle of whiskey, some cigarrettes, and a pack of Oreos?"
39 posted on
05/11/2003 11:55:11 PM PDT by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: MikalM
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I've heard that these taste good, and they have no trans fatty acids, but this guy keeps getting arrested in front of the factory, while yelling,
"It's people!"
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Whatever.
50 posted on
05/12/2003 2:34:49 AM PDT by
kerosene
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